Discussion in 'General WWE' started by Stopspot, Oct 23, 2013.
Can't wait to watch that.
I hope its a documentary and not just a collection of matches. Matches are fun and all but I'd like to sit through a nice little story about the early territory days and such.
I'm looking forward to the documentary portion of it mainly. I don't genuinely anticipate most WWE DVDs, but I'm looking forward to watching this one. I hope the documentary portion of it is at least over two or three hours, because a sixty minute documentary isn't enough to cover fifty years of history. Hopefully they don't half ass it like they did with the match listing (which looks piss poor to me.)
This looks AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait to see more of it, I love the past in WWE.
I hope there's at least 25 minutes dedicated to Vince telling stories about burying dead hookers with Pat.
Vince: It was at this point I realized I had submerged her head in the toilet filled with ice water for a little too long. In my.... passion... I had forgot to let her breathe. I was so caught up in busting a nut that I killed yet another young prostitute.
A story about burying dead prostitutes featuring Vince and Patterson sounds awesome.
Vince: I hired contractors to build a secret trash chute in my office, to ferret dead prostitutes to an incinerator in the basement. It saved a lot of lyme and digging.
Pat: Helping Vince bury all of those dead prostitutes certainly reinforced my homosexuality. The smell of pussy is revolting enough, but let me tell you, dead pussy is even worse. Tabernac!!
on topic - I totally want this blu-ray.
Looks like my Saturday Night's gonna be prettyyyyyyyyy busy.
Burying dead prostitutes?
Thats me everyday.
I don't know what your obsession with Pat Patterson and Vinny Mac's burial of dead prostitutes is, but it's gotta stop.
That intro could have been better
Nothing wrong with the genetic jackhammer burying dead hookers
> Logged out of WF because the immaturity pissed me off.
>Logged in here to find a discussion on dead hookers.
Carry on, carry on...
Vince: It was around that time that Linda threatened for divorce. She found out about my Hooker Chute 6000. Pat ran around the corner at top speed and clotheslined her with a severity I had not seen out of him in some time. He yelled "Sacre bleu!" and threatened to stuff her down the Hooker Chute 6000 if she ever made such a statement again.
We've been happily married ever since.
Proper hooker burial technique is a pillar of this society. Without it, what would become of all the dead hookers? The corpses would probably be lining the streets now, with their plauge and monkey aids washing across our land.
I say we need more PSA's discussing proper hooker burial techniques. 4 1/2 foot grave, I always say. 6 feet is too time consuming, anything more shallow than 4 1/2 feet and it can become potentially problematic (and you'll just have to take my word on that. Luckily dead hookers tell no tales). That is assuming you don't have time to hack up the corpse into pieces, which can be a hassle but it makes the burial process a breeze!
What the hell is wrong with you? Hacking up the corpse is half the fun. Why kill a bitch if you didn't want to hack her up?