Storyline A Funeral

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by C.M. Shaddix, Dec 20, 2013.

  1. *A Funeral Home, its a sad day, council members in attendance along with Dexx and @rko2004*
    *Duggan comes up to the podium*
    Dexx: It's been... such a short time with you people and I never thought be doing something like this soon "sniff", I'd like to read a testament from The Panda's 7th journal, entitled, "The Crow with 2 wooden sticks".
    Susan: *crys* ohhh! Such a good reading!
    Dexx: The Fox just finished his off-roading session when he came across the uncle of the astreoid belt with a propostion for him. He said... "I bet $10 you can't take this stick and give it to the Moose." In which the Fox did, The Moose did not like what he did which led him to an arm wrestling contest with the bear, then the astreoid uncle gave away his lucky fuzzy car dice resulting in the 76th paradox, all was literally east for 2 weeks, then time restarted. 2 sticks, 2 planks, 1 crow, 4 worms.... worms under The Giraffe's neck brace, much the giraffe wanted help from the blender yet so much a price to pay. 1 domino, NO, 4 dominos, all knocking each other over, the donkey made his way to Shang-Hai that day. 2 Sticks and the Crow, The Crow just finished his fight with the Cheetah and now was ready to dance with the Falcon but so much was already done he decided to hit 2 sticks together. This was so soothing that The Planet Venus literally now took so long to complete a circular rotation it was so hard to breath their too. Later it rained rice and the Orangutang finally picked up his sniper rifle and shot The Racoon, later a celebration, then The Crow's son was born... The End...
    *Silent for a moment*
    Dexx: Anytime I read that I wonder where the Orangutang finally went that gave him the strength to kill The Racoon... I always thought it was the Oranges The Vulture gave him... Jason, would you like to do your ritual?
    *Jason comes up, Dexx stands to the side*
    Jason:.... Hanya! Hoooo!!!! YAA! Gibbe Gibbe! Go! YEEEE! Undulae!!!! Yoooooo! Terke, finge tintyur, ohya... suuu! *Takes out a paddle ball, starts paddling* Freeeee!!!!!!! *Walks to his seat still Paddling...*
    Dexx: Thanks Jason, now I understand Boston would like to say his goodbyes...
     
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  2. OOC: The Tag didn't work lol
    *Mike comes up real sad*
    Mike: I-I-I never thought this would happen *crys* I can't hold myself together, I can easily eat chicken soup now without wearing sunglasses *crys a lot more* Today... Today is marked in history as a day of sincere sorrow,so sorrowful I can easily work as an accountant.
    Council: GASP!
    Mike: But I won't .... *Mike turns away for a minute, Dexx pats him on the shoulder, Mike turns back around* today we say goodbye...
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    We say goodbye... ... . ... TO LEO WANG'S DOCTOR UNIFORM.... *Camera shows the uniform in the casket*
    No one knows how but this Outfit claimed to be evil saved Leo's life since the fabric kept most of the bleeding in... we honor it with our Panda religous funeral. coming out of surgery 2 days ago here to speak is none other than master Wang, who has regained his Sanity, Leo...
    *Leo comes into the room in a wheel chair*
    Leo: This uniform is Honor over Honor, I will miss it, *Blows a kiss to the casket, moment of silence*
    Mike:... ... ... so the funeral is over?
    Leo: Yep... ... ... ... ... NOW LETS GET BACK TO THE QUEST!
    All: HOORA!!!!
    *Everyone runs out of the room, this ends the scene*
     
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