A Word From Christian...

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by CM Punk, Jun 18, 2013.

  1. #1 CM Punk, Jun 18, 2013
    Last edited: Jun 19, 2013
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    *Christian's theme hits

    *Boos emerge

    *Christian walks down the ramp along side with his lawyer

    *Christian grabs a mic and hands it over to his lawyer

    *Theme fades away as the arena is filled with excessive boos toward Christian

    Lawyer: Eh-eh-ehem! Ladies and Gentlemen... Boys and Girls... my name is Jeffery Morgan, and here beside me is my client Christian.

    *Boos fill the arena

    *Christian gives no fucks

    Lawyer: As I was saying, my client Christian...

    * Boos erupt again

    Lawyer: ... Was the World Heavyweight Champion since December 17th, 2012 and has held it for 181 days until it was stolen from him this past Sunday at the Payback PPV.

    *Average amount of heat from the crowd

    Lawyer: According to the IWT's management, he was placed against a match with Eric Draven without his consent.

    *Eric Draven chants begin

    Lawyer: My client has reportedly told the entire roster that if they want a title shot, they have to earn it by a number one's contendership match! Yet, he has been thrown into championship matches, without anyone having to go earn it. This is outright outrageous and my client will not work for this poor excuse of a company until they establish a well secured, running company.

    *Crowd cheers

    Lawyer: My client has had e-mails and phone calls from management on how he should portray himself on television.
    No-no-no-no-NO! He will NOT be controlled by corporate hounds, he will NOT be a puppet to entertain all of you lousy and clueless fans. He will no longer... be performing for the Internet Wrestling Titles anymore!

    *Fans cheer

    *Christian laughs

    Lawyer: Yeah, cheer as much as you'd like! Because this company, will be Christian's in a matter of time!

    *Crowd seems confused

    Lawyer: That's right, you haven't seen the last... of Christian.

    *Theme hits and they leave the arena

    (Yes, they are no longer in the arena or anywhere else. So no shit like, "X person comes out and stops them before they leave.)
     
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  2. U should have lose it to ME at E.Rules! but britaia screw me b/c she know she was scary that I would win it!
     
  3. DA X person is gohan
     
  4. Translation: You should have lost to me at Extreme Rules PPV! But Britanica screwed me because she knows she was scarred that I would have won it.
     
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  5. I never screwed you. I was kidnapped.
     
  6. QUEIT U SCREW THEN MY LAWER PROVE IT! WIN I WON THE COURT CASE!
     
  7. Translation: Quiet, You screwed me then my lawyer proved it. I won the court case.
     
  8. like everything you do here, you didnt win shit.
     
  9. You heat that everyone? The cats out of the bag... I screwed Gohan.
     
  10. I want to be screwed
     
  11. I'm more concerned about his lawyer proving it.
     
  12. I swear I have seen that lawyer before. In California, superkicking two assholes who also do superkicks.
     
  13. UR MAD B/C MY LAWER :otunga: IS NOW 23-0 IN COURT CASE IS! MY SUPUEAD FROM IWT HAVE BEEN INSMACHED! AND I WILL BE THE NEXT IWT WWE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! THE TITLE U SCREW SO MANY MONTHS AGO!