Storyline Anonymous return

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Danielson, Dec 9, 2014.

  1. The lights turn on! There's not one person that isn't transfixed that MAYBE the one and only Anonymous is returning.

    Then all of the sudden

    Announcer: Oh hey look, it is his 20th return in 3 years.
    * Not even the condecending announcers can knock the wind out of the sails of the viewers*

    *Meanwhile, Anonymous makes his way to the ring and very subtly points to his heart, then toward the crowd. This gesture let's them know he still has love for them.*

    Announcer 2: Anonymous began his career fighting under the name WoodWarrior. It's hard to believe it but he is one of the original competitors here at IWT.

    *Grabs microphone*

    Good evening! It's with great honor that I stand before you today announcing my return. Well, TECHNICALLY I haven't signed a contract and am out here illegally but...... whatever.

    I'm here really for one thing. I want to murder Jonathan, literally. We all know he is too big of a coward to fight me, so I guess ill save my breathe and indefinitly announce that
    I'm available to be booked.

    For all of the competitors in the back, I am not here to start a stable, nor am I hear to form a tag team. For the first time I want to go at this alone, without outside distractions. I won't save brit from jail, tag with senhor, or help along the rooks.

    I look forward to participating in sev.... severa

    Fuck fuck fuck!!!!!

    I almost forgot jonathan is a bitch

    *drops mic*
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  2. Killing characters is against IWT rules. Closed.

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  3. *cuts backstage to jono and the dwarves*

    Oompa loompa doopity da

    Ive got another question for ya
  4. OOC: Jonathan, don't see the reason for closing? He didn't kill you, he just used the word in a different context. A few weeks ago Orton said he wouldn't stop till Rollins was dead. Doesn't mean he will kill him,
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  5. It was a joke... :facepalm:
  6. Damn. My bad for not taking the troll face literally and having to open the thread... :idk:
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