(AR) If animals had 9-5 human jobs, which animals would do what?

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by Neptune, Dec 15, 2015.

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    If animals had 9-5 human jobs, which animals would do what?

    Example : Spiders would be web designers. (lol)
     
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  2. German Shepherds would do police/security work, which is kinda what they're doing now.
     
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  3. Oh, and Pandas would be models for sure. Seriously, they're just beautiful.
     
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  4. Cats would be whores definitely.
     
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  5. Sharks would work at payday loans companies.
     
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  6. Birds would be mail carriers.
     
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  7. Beavers would be carpenters/architects (build houses... I DON'T GIVE A DAM!)
     
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  8. Horses would be taxis.
     
  9. Raccoons would be thieves.
     
  10. Rats would be bums on the corner begging
     
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  11. Rats would be Jews infiltrating everyone's personal lives. .
     
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