Are Cats Spies Sent by Aliens?

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by Solid Snake, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. Lets amuse ourselves with the thought...

    1. There is no documentation before ancient Egypt that mentions the existence of cats. And in ancient Egypt, they were worshipped as gifts from the gods.

    2. Science is baffled by a cat's purr, and cannot determine how the sound is produced. (Feedback, much?)

    3. If you hold a cat's ears back and describe what you see, it is a perfect match to the classic “grey alien,” with its almond-shaped eyes, small mouth, and small nose.

    4. A cat can see exponentially better than you. Making it appear that it must be more advanced evolutionarily speaking. How?

    5. Ever watch a cat wake from a deep sleep and run out of the room in an instant? Transmissions from the mothership coming in, and they must be alone.

    6. All things that come out of cats are totally unnatural. (Not of this earth.)

    7. Cats survive situations that any earthbound animal would surely perish in. How can a cat fall out of a four-story building backwards, and land on its feet? (Anti-gravity properties.)

    8. If you die, your cats will eat you. Not really a link between cats and Aliens, but still pretty creepy.

    Are Cats Spies Sent by Aliens? A Deep Examination of One of the Internet's Best Conspiracy Theories

    It is a funny read. :madcat:
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  3. Yes.
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