B.Dazzle's time.

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by B.Dazzle, Oct 31, 2013.

  1. *B.Dazzle makes his way down to the ring. His hair shorter, his theme song different, and attitude far less serious. He has a grin on his face as he walks down to the ring and grabs a mic.*

    B.Dazzle: So, is everyone having a great time tonight?!

    *Crowd begins to cheer.*

    B.Dazzle: Well, it doesn't matter how you're doing tonight! Now shut your damn mouths. Nobody gives a damn about how any of you are feeling. This is B.Dazzle's time, not yours.

    *Crowd begin to boo.*

    B.Dazzle: Oh, go ahead and boo. When B.Dazzle gets that paycheck, he won't give a damn about any of your boos. Now, if you would all please let B.Dazzle say what he wants to say, so he can get out of this god-forsaken, pile of crap town that you people live in.

    *More boos across the arena.*

    B.Dazzle: Wah! Wah! B.Dazzle made fun of our town! Wah! Shut up you bunch of bitches. You don't want people making fun of where you live, maybe you should get your fat asses of the couch and get a real damn job.

    *B.Dazzle looks at some of the women in the crowd.*

    B.Dazzle: And no, getting paid to sleep with men isn't a job. It just means your a whore!

    *The boos continue to grow larger.*

    B.Dazzle: If you guys keep booing B.Dazzle, he isn't going to leave this ring and go home.

    *The fans cheer loudly.*

    B.Dazzle: Is that what you all want?

    *Fans scream out yes.*

    B.Dazzle: Well too damn bad! Now shut your god damn mouths and know your god damn roles, before I slap the yellow of each and everyone of you peoples teeth.

    *The boos grow even larger.*

    B.Dazzle: Now, let B.Dazzle say what he has to say. B.Dazzle has felt a little neglected as of late. The reason why is because no champion had the balls to answer his challenge. The people here talk about how great they are, yet the champions aren't man enough to come out here and defend their titles at any given time. You all want to know a secret? No champions answered his challenge because they knew that B.Dazzle would have taken their title from them. That is why at Survivor Series, I am proclaiming that I not get just my tag title shot, but a shot at any single title as well. And if Jonathan has a problem with that, he can kiss B.Dazzles ass! This place is about to be taken over, and it is about to be taken over by B.Dazzle! B.Dazzle is the face of this company. He is the most dazzling man in wrestling history, and he will be next big star in IWT history. If you think B.Dazzle is lying, you are sadly mistaken. I'm here to kick ass, dazzle audiences, and become the greatest star that has ever walked into this company, and I don't plan on letting any crappy G.M, bitchy champs, or any other piece of monkey crap get in my way.
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  2. ???: Hey B.Dazzle! Hey!
    *Duggan's face is on the screen, he's at a gas station.*
    Dexx: You call yourself the face of this company? I'm not saying i'm the face, but if you are the face of the company, the face of this company is a horse's ass! Can't you open your ears and listen to yourself? You can't just come into the ring and claim things that are gonna happen to you come the next pay per view! I mean what exactly is it you have that others don't which gets you a title shot, what is it you have that you say you can do to beat the champions of IWT? All you appear to have is stupidity! Y'know, let's see how much you dazzle mate, try me, I bet I can kick your ass in that very ring.
  3. (gav the chav) here who the fuck do you think your talking to? Leave my mate alone now or i come over there and slap you silly if you gunna fuck with b.dazzle your fucking with me and when people fuck with gav the chav shit goes down
  4. Dexx: I think i'm talking to the guys who have their heads 3 feet up Jonathan's ass, so I think it ain't a problem taking on both of you!