Thought this was really funny. LYRICS I'm Bane, yes, that's my name. When you hear the name Bane, I guarantee the pain. I'm coming after you, Bruce Wayne. I'm stronger, smarter, and clinically insane. I'm Bane, yes, that's my name. Bruce Wayne and the Batman are totally the same. I broke his back mortal comBAT smack, then I cracked my '28 Krug champagne. I'm Bane, yes, it's a shame. I declare martial law, and you all complain! I laugh when you ask why I wear the mask. I'll explain. It's because..... I'm Bane, yes, that's my name. You say it too much, the name becomes inane. Of course! Some think my plan lacks gain. If you say it too my face, I'll crash your plane.