Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by Gav in da BPL!, Apr 21, 2014.
So yeah hit me with the best chat up line you know?
Here are some of mine
"Fancy a shot at the champ" I do this with a replica IC belt
"Hello beutiful" Tribute to the Joker
"Hello my lovely" Clockwork Orange
"alright love, we will have to bring the council in your fanny is so tight"
Women asks what I am looking at - "well your a good looking women"
they always work, but my lack of confiednce prevents me getting their sweet rumper roos on my bedspread
Nice legs, What time do they open?
Is there a mirror in your knickers? I can see myself in there.
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Frie.
The fuck you looking at? Oh wait... perfection.
Do you like dragons? Coz I'm gunna be drag-on my balls all over your face
Are you from Tennessee, because you're the only ten I see.(@Snowman)
This only works on great rumps.
For the average ones :
Does the trick I think you'll find.
"What is my shirt made of?
Did it hurt?
Girl: did what hurt?
When you fell from heaven
"Is your name "Gillette"? Because you're the best a man can get!"
Let's play pocket ping pong, my home court.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
If you want to be creepy and sweet...
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
See I post a few and the thread dies because noone can think of any better!
Never really used them just used to play on my shyness for sympathy which worked quite a lot.
Hi! I'm Dolph Ziggler.
hahaha I legit laughed at that!
Gets the ladies every time!
Heres 10p go phone your mum tell her your not coming home tonight. (that shows my age considering prob cost more and who the hell uses a phonebox nowdays).
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
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