Big Shot/w Alias Antonio!

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  1. #1 TheTNHMaster, Nov 27, 2013
    Last edited: Nov 27, 2013

    *The camera pans around the studio with a bunch of screaming fans. We finally go down to Tyrone Martin who is sitting a nice rainbow colored table. He is dressed in a Yellow suit and Pink pants and a Light Blue bowtie.*
    Tyrone Martin: Welcome everyone to the debut episode of! BIG SHOT! Now, tonight's guest, Alias Antonio will be joining us to talk about his future here in da IWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But for now, let's talk about something big, and no, not Dat Kid's penis. I wanna talk about how irrelevant the X-Division title is. Now, I am hating on a fellow black bruda, but, this so called "King" David guy....sucks! People care more about Jono than they do his title reign! Man, that just some straight up straightness! We need a new person with that belt. Hopefully this time someone better looking! We will be right back after this!


    Welcome back to BIG SHOT! I am your host, Tyrone "Gay Boy" Martin! Now, today, I want to talk about the importance of condoms. Well...I'm gonna let these guys do it for me!
    Barack Obama: Now, condoms are very important thing to the American people, uh..uh...everyone needs to wear one when they are pounding dat pussy...or...male ass if you are gay. They protect from very scary things, like being a parent, and HIVS. I suggest my new brand of condoms, Donkey Cons. Buy it any store today, even at Kids R Us!

    Random Black Guy: GIVE ME YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MONEY MUDDA FUCKER!

    Black Priest: LORD JESUS! WEAR THE CONDOMS OF THE LORD! 3:16 CONDOMS!

    Feminist: YOU DO KNOW THAT WOMAN CAN WEAR CONDOMS TOO...wait....

    Tyrone: Interesting characters there. But...buy my new condoms! Wet and Broke! We will be right back with a performance by 1D!



    *Tyrone runs up to Niall and starts making out with him. He sticks a note into his pants*
    Tyrone: WHAT A WONDERFUL PERFORMANCE! But, with me right now is award winning movie director! J.J Abrams!


    Tyrone: Thank you for coming on tonight. I only have one thing to say to you. FUCK YOUR LITTLE ASS! YOU BLINDED ME FOR 14 WEEKS BECAUSE OF YOUR SHITTY FUCKING LENS FLARE! I FEEL REALLY BAD FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ENJOYED THAT! THEY MUST BE BLIND! YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! *Tyrone starts stabbing J.J Abrams to death* THAT'S WHAT YOU GET! UP NEXT ALIAS ANTONIO!



    Welcome back to Big Shot! I am your host, Tyrone Martin. Our last guest tonight, former, IWT Tag Team Champion, ALIAS! ANTONIO!
    *Alias Antonio comes out to a big pop. Tyrone and him shake hands.*
    Tyrone: Now, Alias, first off..who is hotter? Joey Bryant or Ben Dover?
    Alias Antonio: 1. What kind of questions is this? Is it a rhetorical question of sorts? Is it a fatuous question? Yes, yes it fucking is. You really think I waste my valuable time to check out the looks of the IWT wrestlers? What is wrong with you? I thought I was sick, but you? You go infinty and beyond. I don't fucking care about looks, jesus, you really are gay. Next please.
    Tyrone: Calm down, I am gay....gay for everyone in the back, now. Second, what is your future here in IWT after losing your Tag Titles?

    Alias Antonio: Out of all people, you think I would tell you? Why am I even here? Like seriously, why the fuck did IWT management even bother with this...*gets cut off. Alias facepalms and signals the gayboy to ask the next question*

    Tyrone: Okay, is it true you have a sex tape with Ben?
    Alias Antonio:You think this is funny? You really do, huh? You get two time IWT tag team champion as your guest, and this is how he is treated? Here, your 15 minutes of fame, there.
    *Alias gets up and slaps Gayboy.*
    You fucking puff.
    *Alias leaves the set*
    Tyrone: You son of a- We will be right back!

    Tyrone: Welcome back, really quickly before we go off air. In the Team Jono vs Team DX match thread, I saw one piece of shit who everyone hates fight a funny person who everyone hates. Let me just say this....
    *Tyrone looks down. He stands up*
    WHERE IS THE AFTERMATH! I WANT ACTION!
    *He sits back down*
    That concludes our show for tonight! GOOD MUDDA FUCKING NIGHT.
     
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  2. OOC: Saw you used Samwell and immediately marked/laughed too good. I still think "bottom's up" would be a better show name, but it all works so well.
     
  3. I really liked doing this btw, good stuff.
     
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