Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by Jose Tortilla, Sep 5, 2012.
Such a king.
Mom where I come from, but I've heard Mum.. wtf is A MAM. fuck this kid
It's how it's pronounced in Dutch, but this dude doesn't seem Dutch to me..
Northern douchebag shit I reckon.
B A Star.
Who the hell masturbates to the 900 channels these days? I appreciate that he didn't, but no chance the Mother would buy that shit.
What kind of tv service do you have to get to enjoy 900 pronz channels? I have like 150 DirecTV channels and it's only because QVC owns at least 30.
you just need internet service
but even on the internet, 900 channels? you could pick 3 channels a day and jerk off for like 10 months without ever need for repeating. INB4 jose says "I know bro"
You expected his Mum's reply to be "Son, why are you masturbating to these channels when you have pornhub upstairs in your bedroom? Oh, here you go, I bought you some lube".
His mom buys him lube? wtf. ipebombe:
Hahaha so funny! But kind of dickish coming from the youngest of a family.
I'm confused, bro..