Boston apologizes to IWT Fans for missing his match,in his way

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by rko2004, Sep 11, 2013.

  1. *A crew member is whispering into the announcer's ear*
    Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, here to... apologize about missing his match earlier tonight, please welcome, "The Panda Apprentice" Mike Boston!

    *Mike comes out with a watermelon and a scale*
    JR: Well where in the world was this goof?
    King: Yeah he was suppose to be apart of a handicap match, and he didn't show up!
    *Mike gets in the ring, music cuts off*
    Mike: Allo govenas... *You are late chants* I know, I know... listen, now I got a lot of explaining. You know when your master,tells you to go weigh a watermelon of precisely 8:45 in front of a large crowd and yell out the weight? Well- *looks at watch*
    Hang on Lads.
    *Weighs Watermelon*
    Mike: *To crowd* 4 american pounds!!!
    King: hehehe!
    Mike: It took me a long time to get a scale and find a quality melon, and with that comes with a price. When I was getting the arena I was contacted by master panda and he was ashamed.... I had a duty here and I let my master down, and it is in my Master's pratice that, I must issue a apology, to Nick, my other partners, Jonathan and everyone here, and I must do it how he taught me, so.
    *Gets out of ring, hops on announce table*
    JR: What the-
    Mike: *singing* I"M SORRRRYYY, I LET YOU ALLLL DOWWWWWNNNN, I SHOULD NOT OF MADE THAT MISTAAAKKKKEEEE, AS LONG AS YOU BELIEEEEEVVVEE IN MEEEEE I WILL NEVER DO ITTTT AGGAAAAIIIINNNNN.
    King: Haha!
    *Mike gets back in the ring, pulls out a knife cuts the water melon is half*
    Mike: Now thats over, my master also believes in second chances after the apology song, so with that under my teachings, I beg Jonathan, give me a second, chance, I let Master Panda down, and as a begging plead for second chances, I will perform Katakrist Ritual 71... By eating a watermelon until I get a response.
    *Boston, takes out a spoon and digs into one half of the melon, he sits pretzel style and starts eating*
    JR: Well Boston is looking for another chance, whats will Jonathan say to this?

    OOC: If i'm not back on tonight I'll try tomorrow afternoon, I got school, baseball and church.