*The crowd are quiet and are anticipating what's going to happen next, then Will Neilson's music starts playing and the crowd go nuts. *Will Neilson comes out wearing a leather jacket and jeans, he has a shirt that says ''NEILSON = JUST TOO GOOD.'' He climbs into the ring and grabs a microphone.* *WARNING SHIT PROMO ALERT, PLEASE SHIELD YOUR EYES IF NECESSARY.* *BEEEP BEEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEP.* Will: So ummm.... Hey! It's me once again, and as you know last week I lost to Buster Gates in what people would say was a one sided match. Unfortunately, I have to agree with that statement, that guy is on a whole other level. I was put through a table, and you'll be glad to know it didn't cause any brain damage. *Crowd Cheer.* Wait... Did I miss something? Oh yeah, according to my friends I already have Brain damage. *Crowd Cheers again.* Anyway... Alice Xander. This.... ummm.... man? Is going to be my next opponent tonight, I mean he sounds cool. APART FROM THE FACT THAT HE HAS BARBIE GIRL AS HIS ENTRANCE MUSIC, I MEAN COME ON MAN! EVEN ROB CONWAY HAS BETTER MUSIC THAN... woah woah woah... his music is better than Rob Conway's atleast. *Crowd Laughs and giggles.* Will: Regarding other issues.... I've been informed I face Bill 'Billybob' Bronson at Night of Champions for the vacant European title. I want that title and if I have to put Billybob in his place... then I gladly will. I mean... I'm from England I deserve the title. Ahem... GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS... oh **** I didn't realise I was that bad at singing. Antonio, Antonio, TONY PIZZA GUY! Oh **** wrong Tony. He says he has a new 'friend' now, and he's 7 foot tall AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT, BADA BOOM, STUPIDEST GUY IN THE LOCKER ROOM! I'm on a roll today people! *Crowd cheers and chant 'We want more, we want more!'* Will: Okay then how about.... *Will is interrupted by Barbie Girl and you can clearly see the cringe on his face.* Mentions (Move your mouse to reveal the content) Mentions (open) Mentions (close) @SupaHeeroh @Welsh-Wizard-97 @The Anarchist Mentions (Move your mouse to reveal the content) Mentions (open) Mentions (close) Mentions (Move your mouse to reveal the content) Mentions (open) Mentions (close) OOC: I well and truly apologise for this promo, this barely had any planning time like any of my other promos, just like Welsh said, this is a pile of shite and I promise you I will write a promo that is better than putting together a few words to make it sound funny and shit like that. Dislike at will, even I would.