Canada’s Supreme Court Legalizes Some Sex Acts with Animals

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by .d., Jul 15, 2016.

  1. Canada’s highest court has just ruled that some sex acts between humans and animals are legal.

    In a quixotic ruling, the country’s high court ruled that a man who was on trial for raping and sexually exploiting his own daughters wasn’t guilty of “bestiality.” The man reportedly, “smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act.”

    The convicted man took his case to the Canadian Supreme Court, demanding that the bestiality charge be nullified. In the end, the court agreed.

    Canada's Supreme Court Legalizes Some Sex Acts with Animals

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    WTH is wrong with your people :pity1:
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  2. What the fuck Canada?
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  3. Cat just over here minding his business like :kitler:

    Then here comes Canada... :canada:

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  4. Canada is the equivalent to our Florida.
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  5. Hamsters.

    Moving yet?
  6. Your dirty mind makes me feel like crying. Yet another way to BULLY me:spanishcry:
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  7. All I said was Hamsters, that was all you. :pity:
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  8. I'd like to see a coming out party for this honestly. Like how do you explain this to your parents?
  9. [​IMG]
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  10. Smh acting like I legalized it.
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  11. Well I think Canada has to find other things to do to entertain themselves until Pokemon Go comes out.
  12. Usually I support what Canada does...this one...

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  13. Jesus fucking christ. :hhh4:
  14. You watch your mouth.
  15. Watch this :finger:
  16. As someone who is fron Canada... I am quite emberassed in our supreme courts. Those poor animals...

    I mean, sure, the state has no buisness in what people do in the bedroom... But there is a line..and last time I checked an animal can't really give consent...
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  17. #AnimalLivesMatter

    I am shocked PETA is going nuts over this but who knows, maybe they are in on it somehow.

    If it starts becoming legal to marry your pets, I am just going to never leave my house. lol

    Like could you imagine? :eww:
  18. Finally people can have sex with me
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