That's all. If Captain Kirk fights a dude, he fucking wins. Period. He wins all the fist-fights and fucks all the broads. He even fist-fucks a few of the broads. He's a kinky dude. He bangs Andorian broads and holds on to those blue antenna the whole time. Captain Kirk: RED ALERT, BITCH!! Captain Kirk: DROPKICK LIKE A MAN!! Captain Kirk: SET PHASERS TO SHINING WIZAAHHHHD!! Captain Kirk: HURRI-KHAN-RANA!!