*Chip walks towards the ring and tries to high fives the fan with the "homerun chip" sign. Unfortunately, he misses the kids' hand and inadvertently high fives the mother of the kid in the bosom. Chip then runs the rest of the way to the ring* Chip: Chip is in da building! *the crowd erupts in a mixed reaction of boos and laughter* Tss, I know why you cocksuckahs are booing me. You're just jealous that your girlfriends want a ride on my peckah! *snicker* woo woo all aboard the chippah express or sumthin'. Everybody wants a piece of Chip. Who wouldn't want to be around da greatest of all time? Chippersizing is taking over da globe, girls want me and guys wish they could be even a little bit like me. There's only one Chippah! Since I'm such a rare *chip pulls out a dictionary and reads:* Spes-seamen I've been getting offers for all over da place or sumthin' I'm here today to reveal who got lucky. Come on out!