Voting Chris Kaizer vs The Roadster

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Aidsey Amore, Feb 1, 2014.

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Who won?

Poll closed Feb 2, 2014.
  1. Chris Kaizer

    50.0%
  2. The Roadster

    50.0%
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  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...


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    *DING DING DING!*
     
  2. #2 Roadster, Feb 1, 2014
    Last edited: Feb 1, 2014


    *Roadster's music hits with an amazing heel pop as he comes out giving the crowd the finger and screaming random words*
    *Roadster makes his way out with Roadie by his side, wearing his regular vest reading, "I Hate Pencil's Booker Man" along with his glock*

    "Ladies and gentlemen....i have something to say! i am the man with no collar to society, i am the LOOSE CANNON"

    *Crowd Pop*

    1-0 i am indeed but i am not trough, you see Chris Kaizer leaves me to no say, haha, the **** is not my type i am the Loose Cannon not a character...i am what every human is inside...a Itchy finger on a loose trigger.
    Chris your not the same as me...you are what personifies what i hate.....no and i'm not talking about pencil's....i'm talking about a thick layer of **** on a human who has the world thought out but. HAHA. it's not the same *He say's with a soft tone* i am the greatest thing to happen to a human being not the IWT the circus on wheels, i am the personification what a human soul is....On the line....Out of control....A LOOSE CANNON!

    *Crowd Pop*

    Now on to Kaizer.... Let go of the gimmick man....join me and the Roadie into a scary venture of what animals we really are. We say we're humans but really we're the most vile animals on this planet! Only way to kill off this virus known as "A Human" is let out what REALLY IS YOUR SOUL! but not the thing you want to remembered for, The soul is a beast, a monster not mean't for things like us and ***** ( Chris Kaizer ) you ain't the greatest form of what represents garbage in our cannibalistic minds! We all want to do things to Sable..... *CROWD STARTS CHANTING "THIS IS EERIE"* but when your someone who is far to in-delved to society you become something more of a knife put away. The Loose Cannon is not a thing to played with but for sure someone like you is the one to be taught the soul is a loose cannon and that's what i am! THE FUCKIN LOOSE CANNON! i am not the Roadster! i am known as the man with a mind! a Mind we all have but i embrace it! The Loose Cannon is something known as.....True.....False....Hell.....Blood...Satanic. The Demons that consume us are what fuel to do what you pleasure off of, watching others get hurt, women, Debra's puppies and so on...But the true fact is no one is away from the shocking truth, no one is free from their cannon and their gettng closer, When the norm go Mad...They aren't going mad...their turning to their pure selves.....And don't bite off to much ***** (Chris Kaizer ) Because...

    *SAID REALLY LOUDLY AND IN PERFECT UNISON* I Don' Call 9.1.1

    *ROADSTER GRABS A HECKLING FAN AND BEATS HIM LIKE A BTICH OUTSIDE*
     
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  3. *gav and b.dazzle come out to the ring to be in chris kaiser corner*

    (Gav the chav) come on kaiser do us chavs proud
     
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  4. *Roadie tries to sneak attack them, but gets beat like a boss ass bitch right outside, Roadster then drags him away and goes insane, grabbing the IWT announcer Horace Tekinwayway and bashes a chair over his head! @Forrest comes out to Roadsters corner for the match!*
     
  5. *Farooq's negro senses are tingling* Somewhere in the world, some white boy just said *****.
     
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  6. Chris Kaizer walks out with a confused look on his face. He is wearing a Dazzling Chavs T-shirt.

    What did I get my self into? I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about! I am going to ignore the obvious racism in your uh...promo. I am going to try and figure out what you were getting at. You speak your very..very weird mind. You think I am a dirty black guy, even though I am white as hell. You also think everyone is a cannibal? You call your self a loose cannon, I think you are just a clone of Jesse Ventura. I understood nothing you just said. I am a pretty smart fucking dude, and...what? You just beat a fan outside of the ring, attacked to the announcer....you aren't a loose cannon, you are fucking insane. Brian Pillman wasn't even this crazy.

    Kaizer walks over to Gav and B.Dazzle

    How the hell is this guy even signed? You don't need to call 911, I will. I will call them and tell them the escapee from the local mental asylum has been found. You know what? I can't really ignore it anymore, why the fuck did you think it would be okay to add a strong er to nigg? Dude, not even Jono is that racist.

    Kaizer walks back to the middle of the ring

    Also, why the fuck do you have a gun with you? You do know you don't have to kill everyone right? You do know this...uh...wrestling and not Florida's state sport "Shot the Black Guy" right? Jesus Christ, you aren't a loose cannon, you are just Victoria Parker's long lost brother. Can we get their family history or something? I'm not even sure you were every a normal person. I honestly believe when you came out of your mom, the first thing you did was beat the doctor up. You may be 1-0....and I don't know how in the world you are...I mean...wow. After tonight, you will be 1-1. I don't even know if we will finish the match, I may actually call the cops before that.
     
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  7. *Roadster looks happy*

    Call the cops all you want, because they are the ones holding yourselves in! Chris i'm sorry for the language but come....Face the light don't experience what Horace or that piece of white trash suffered!

    I may not be the most stable guy but the fact is that i acknowledged what the murderers and the bank robbers felt...they felt their real mind be unleashed! not the fact of life but the fact of the world....Do you want heaven or Hell? Heaven of course but what if you were a bad man but with good intension? what if you were a good guy with bad intension? Your not your Heaven worthy self! So if you were the guy who had no intension and didn't act anyway?! what happens? the mind goes far into your soul and that's why we have the Charlie Manson's and the LOOSE CANNON! Because finding your mind isn't Nirvana, finding your soul.....Is PEACE and quiet!

    Face me, Christopher.....FACE THE LOOSE CANNON NOW!

    *Kraizer looks at Roadster*

    Good, think of what you really have done! After all what you do in private is what derives and shows who you really are. What you do when no one but your soul is watching is what your soul becomes! i may have killed a ref in my match with @gav the chav but seriously
    That was in my mind, tell me have you ever wanted to witness a death? that's what your soul wants, give your soul what it wants! Don't become a free spirit become a Free Soul, become a loose soul, BECOME ONE OF THE LOOSE CANNON'S!

    And no matter how many times you hear it you will have to witness it "I DON'T CALL 9.1.1" the crows says in unison!
     
  8. Kaizer scratches his head and mouths the words "Wow"

    Uh, what I got out of that was, you are crazy, you think murder and rape are okay. You believe in Heaven and Hell which makes you even more crazy. You killed a ref. You don't call 911, and you think I want to witness a death. The only death I want to see right now is the death of your career. You bring up Charles Manson, ya know, he had 3 kids, are we sure you aren't one of them? I don't even know what to say after that. I am honestly confused beyond belief right now.

    Kaizer leans on the ropes

    Wow, hey, if your wrestling career doesn't work out, you could always have your own TV show. I am thinking of what I have done. The thing most on my head right now...why I even decided to face you. Was I drunk or something when I accepted this offer? My soul doesn't want to become free, he is too confused as well. Every single person here is confused, even my body parts are confused. I don't even know what to say about you anymore, I believe everything that needs to be said, has been said. I feel like..I have been mentally violated.

    Kaizer rubs his eyes and runs his hands through his hair

    You say finding your mind isn't Nirvana, it's peace and quiet. If you have found your mind, holy shit I never want to do it. I am actually afraid to do it now. Now, Nirvana was a great band. Roadster, I advise you take a nice trip to the a physiologist. Please, before you make everyone here insane.
     
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  9. *ROADSTER IS VISIBLE RAGING*

    I never said Rape and Murder are okay! I never said it! I am the loose cannon!

    *He starts Shooting up like crazy security runs in*

    Respect me! I am The Lord of the soul listen and stop denying!


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  10. Kaizer looks at Gav and B.Dazzle with the greatest "WTF?" face ever

    Well....uh...security, could you please escort Sarah Palin out of the ring please?
     
  11. *He runs out of the ring and goes under the ring and gets a huge pencil out!*

    I hate this pencil! * he starts rolling around on the floor acting like it's choking him and he breaks it* that is what I'm going to do to you and the Dazzling Chavs at EC! Roadie come and take my pistol! *he goes inside looking like he's having a seizure and sits in the corner looking dazed while security calms him down and escorts him out of the ring*


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  12. OOC: I love playing this character!


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  13. I really don't think all this Mumbo jumbo just a character thing


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  14. Kaizer mouths the words "wow"

    What did I just see? I am actually sorry for you people tonight, I feel like you have had your brains fucked by the most craziest person since Victoria Parker.
     
  15. Voting opened, good luck to the both of you.
     
  16. Shadow changed the prefix? Fuck Jono, Shadow4GM people!
     
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  18. Holy macaroni. I thought I would have been sure that Kaizer would squash Roadster but Roadster is a lot better than I thought he was. But, still. I enjoyed Kaizer's promos a lot better

    So much that I forgot that he was TNH.
     
  19. Those are my friends i didn't tell them to vote for me bro
     
  20. ROADSTER IS NOW BANNED FROM IWT.
     
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