Create your own John Cena promo.

Discussion in 'RAW' started by Crayo, Feb 9, 2013.

  1. Just create a sentence or two based on one of those classic cheesy Cena promos. I'm interested in your creativity.
     
  2. These people have the right to cheer and boo for who the want to. I WILL WIN!!!! FOR SANTA!! :angry:
     
  3. * Boos * Cheers
    Do you hear that? The PEOPLE have voices and they can choose whether to boo me or cheer me.
     
  4. BOLOGNA FUGIN' MUSTARD. I HAVEN'T FLIPPED OUT THIS BAD SINCE CRAYO DELETED ONE MY THREADS!
     
  5. BOLOGNA FUGIN' MUSTARD! :angry:

    Great A John Cena :obama:
     
  6. You hear that? That's the voice of the people! The people who work regular jobs and pay their hard earned money to see me. I do this for you. I know you think i suck, but i don't care, that's your well paid right. If it wasn't the pg era I'd bring all of you in the ring and show you how much i really suck! That's really why i wear knee pads, just ask Vince or Triple H..blah, blah.. The champ is here!

    ~Cena Said That~

    or maybe Chyna did? Not sure anymore, went on a tangent there.
     
  7. I do this for each and everyone of you and this sunday I WILL WIN *insert WWE Championship, Royal Rumble, MITB, Main Event at Wrestlemania*
     
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  8. You people have paid for a ticket and entitled to an opinion.

    i may not be the best but im determined
     
  9. Thanks for coming, drive home safe.

    Good night.
     
  10. Tonight, the odds are stacked against me, but I will WIN FOR THE CITY OF *city* AND I WILL SHOW YOU ALL, THAT I AM THE BEST IN THE WOR...

    Wait...what?
     
  11. This people are the reason I'm even here, this is the reason we all perform day in and day out. They are the reason I will become the WWE Champion AGAIN!
     
  12. +1

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    JOB TO ME ! NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! :angry:
     
  13. I may die during a match BUT not to fear kids, I WILL kick out. :angry:
     
  14. I just saw AJ backstage and she gave me a Twinkie Winkie.
     
  15. POOP!

    FANS!

    DATED CULTURAL REFERENCE!
     
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  16. Holy Shit! D'Z is Cena! He's been in disguise this whole time! :robbie:
     
  17. I'm here everyday, therefore you must love me
     
  18. You have to rise above hate. I won't embrace it