Promos Dark Match - Black People vs White People - Race War 2014!

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Dat Kid, Feb 26, 2014.

  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...

    Dat Kid & Farooq @Big Boss vs The Desperados @Stopspot @Shadowsretardedusername​

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    *DING DING DING!*

     
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  2. Dat Kid rides through the streets of New Jersey on a horse wearing a cowboy's outfit. White people run inside their houses as Kid rushes by. He stampedes into the arena. Aids Johnson is about to eat a piece of fried chicken until Kid passes by on his horse and snatches it.

    Silly cracker, chicken is for niggas.

    Kid eats the chicken and tosses the bone back at Aids as he continues to ride into the arena. Kid comes through the curtain and his horse stands on two feet when he reaches the stage, pyro explodes, and it rains kool aid. Kid continues into the ring.

    Kid walks in the ring and pulls out a wallet.


    Jonathan: He's got a gun!

    The crowd panics and starts trying to leave the arena.

    Sit yo cracker asses down!

    Dat Kid gives them "the look" from "The New Guy" (its a movie, if you haven't seen it, you're a bitch). Everyone sits back down, except Jonathan who has to be assisted to sit down because he's fat.

    For too long, has IWT kept the negros down! We aren't allowed to have the IWT Championship and are subject to compete for the titles reserved for "coloreds", like the X-Division Championship and the World Heavyweight Championship. While it is the black men of the IWT who have proven time in and again that we out perform whitey any day of the week, but yet the only seemingly getting title shots are pasty ass crackers from Wisconsin like Aids Honkey and Victoria Pancake Ass.

    So me and my partner, who will soon be coming out here, have decided, on the month dedicated to African Americans, decided to take on the most whitest people in the IWT, The Desperados.

    First up we got Andrew Evans, who has a personal vendetta against me because his sister is in love with me. I can't help it, I'm average sized, semi dark, and sorta handsome, I don't blame her for wanting to get some of Dat Nigga Dick From Jersey. But I understand where you're coming from. I know crackers like you, love to marry their sisters, so I guess she's cheating on you in your eyes. Well let me tell you something Andrew, she came to my church many of nights, and i tell you what, she wasn't interested in me, she was interested in jesus!

    I nicknamed my penis jesus and he wept all over her face.
     
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  3. Farooq comes out with a ho and two body guards. He gets in the ring, wearing a white suit with his white hat tilted to the side. He looks at Dat Kid then the back. He thinks, this isn't a movie, so I should not say anything bad. Then he thinks, what if this is a movie? "Andrew, Spinzz....Look fuck you, fuck the plane you rode in on, fuck yo shoes, fuck swiss cheese, fuck your faggot gay ass fairy accents, fuck yo cheap ass cigars, fuck yo ugly ass teeth, fuck yo hair piece, fuck yo chocolates, fuck guy Richie, fuck John Wayne, fuck the Queen. This....is AMERICA!!!" Farooq says as the crowd is quiet. "I said...this is fucking AMERICA!!!" He says again as the crowd cheers. "MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK! MY LAMBO IS BLUE! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT MY ARENA!!! If I see you all in the street, Imma slap the shit outta you! THIS IS BLACK MAN'S AMERICA!!!! AMERICA!!!!! BLACK AMERICA!!! BLACK AMERICA!!! The land of the chicken and cornbread!!!" He says as the crowd goes wild. "Straight outta Compton!" Farooq says and claps, the crowd starting to chant too. "Straight outta Compton! *clap* *clap *clapclapclap*"
     
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  4. Niggas win lol

    Welfare Warriors Undefeated!
     
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  5. I had better things to do than throw Rosa Parks back to the back end of the bus.
     
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  6. Oh hell no! Time has been extended till Black History month is over.:tough:
     
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  7. Oh, that place your woman like's to go to. Everyone search white girl gangbanged by black guys to see spot's girl
     
  8. Time....to PARTY!!!!
     
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  9. Typical black man. So uneducated he doesn't even know one of his own people's major freedom fighters name.

    I'll speak in a language you understand:

    HUNGA BUNGA MANGA HINGA KFC ADRICA HABLAHABLA AAAA LION!
     
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  10. Maybe if you white people actually shared an education, we wouldn't be so angry.
     
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  11. Such anger, typical negroid behavior.
     
  12. *Britanica walks in, looks around, leave ones white cat and one black cat - then walks back out*