Voting Dark Match- Dat Kid vs gav the chav

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Shadow, Jan 25, 2014.


Who won?

Poll closed Jan 27, 2014.
  1. Dat Kid

  2. gav the chav

  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...

    @Dat Nigga From Jersey vs. @gav the chav

    The rules are as follows:
    -No interuptions, only competitors can post here
    -Pictures, videos, livestream etc. are all banned, apart from titantron entrances.
    -Promos will last for 24 hours after the 1st promo is posted, and there is a two limit on the amount of promos you can cut.
    -Voting will then last for 24 hours after the last promo is posted.
    - The winner of the match will receive the loser's spot in the Royal Rumble as well as keep their own!

    Voting for yourself will result in instant disqualification and suspension,
    no questions asked.
    Please do not post OOC until promos are finished. If you need to address someone please do it via PM.
    However, posts that are kayfabe like watching the match from backstage are OK. Anything else will be deleted.

  2. @Dat Nigga From Jersey you go first im of to bed now so wont get to post till tomorrow

    Also this stip could end up being pointless once voting closes lol
  3. #3 Dat Kid, Jan 25, 2014
    Last edited: Jan 25, 2014

    Dat Kid bursts through the stage curtains with no Datcolytes or Concubines, not even his cane. The look on his face his much more stern as he walks out in his same godly attire. He walks around the ring as if he's examining his property, touching the apron as he passes by. Kid climbs up to the top turnbuckle and stands on top of it as he surveys the crowd with disgust. He leaps down from the turnbuckle and grabs a mic.

    You laugh. You all laugh. You think I haven't heard it, but there isn't a word spoken in the IWT that doesn't reach my ears. You all laugh because you think this God "gimmick", as you call it, is a joke and I feel sorry for all of you. I feel sorry for all of you, because you're all too stupid to comprehend what it RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! Can't you see it?! Do you not SEE what is ever so apparent?! I am the being who put the soul into this hollow place! The IWT has always run on the pulse of my heart and the moment that I die is the exact same moment all of YOU die! It's the exact same moment the IWT Universe DIES! "I have existed from the dawn of time and I will exist when the last star falls!" Therfore I am...a god.

    But yet, you can't see it? It makes me want to cry, not because I feel sorry for myself, but because you are all too brainwashed by the garbage you've been fed by the likes of these HEATHENS! This is why Jesus weeps! You all want to support Dolph's, a man who means nothing here! NOTHING! And you all allowed him to take my destiny to be in the main event?! A man that has already lost to the pitiful Aids Johnson! You fools! You poor poor fools...


    you've been a sacrifice to Dat Church From Jersey already, you are worthless now, you have been used for what you were worth. It is your destiny to surrender your spot in the Royal Rumble to me. Whether or not you come out bowing down at my feet or swinging your fists as hard as you can, there is nothing in your power that you are capable of other than giving in the to the power of Jersey Christ. You battled God's Cure and I know you're exhausted Gavin, how do you expect to beat me? And even if you did, how do you expect to win the Royal Rumble? Even if your number if 30, by the time what's left of the tattered body reaches the ring, you would have already lost the match.

    You don't get to win this fight Gav. It's time to give yourself over to the power of Christ.
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  4. I told you already. No.
  5. I don't see any problem with a dark match Jono, anyone can have one.
  6. He's just had a match at the PPV and I said to wait until after the PPV.
  7. So? If you recall David had two matches in a two day period on this PPV.
  8. let Dat kid and Gav go at it!
  9. dark matches are dark matches for a reason. They're there to let competitors get experience without overhanging storylines. Let them compete.
  10. *gav the chavs music plays as gav makes his way out to the ring he walks straight to the ring and walks straight up to dat kid gets right under his nose they both stare at each other for several minutes befrofre dat kid backs off*

    (Gav the chav) hahahahaha so here we are again eh kid last time you taught gav a lot you deserved the win last time what your suprised you thought i was gunna come out here with some bullshit excuse didn't you but that's not how gav works you well and truly deserved it last time

    But this time gav has learnt from his mistakes you saw what we did to your men earlier we completely destroyed them they weren't no match for the chavs were they what happened I expected better from dat kids chosen ones I bet you're gunna ditch them just like you ditched DX

    *crowd cheers*

    And don't you worry about gav being tired gavs still fresh as fuck after that last match didn't even break a sweat but you should be more concerned about yourself your what 40-50 now surely your body needs the rest more than mine does especially after that beat down dolph ziggler gave you are you even gunna survive the rumble match before I come out I don't think so tbh why don't we you just let me have your number and withdraw from the match and be done with it

    OOC I don't know why I always imagine you character being really old surely im not the only one
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  11. OOC: you are the only one
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  12. OOC: Everyone imagines my character as an old man. It's cause of the cane :downer:

    Dat Kid turns away from Gavin and leans on the ring ropes opposite of him.

    Any man would have called you brave right now. Brave enough to put your future in this company against one of the only two grand slam champions in IWT. Any man would have said "This guy has the guts of what it takes to be a competitor in the IWT". A man would have admired your courage for accepting this match. However...

    Dat Kid turns back around to Gav

    I am not a man, I am a God. I don't see what you're doing as bravery or courage at all. I see it as FOOLISH! You let yourself get played so easily. Out of every string I pulled here in the IWT, you have got to be the easiest puppet to control. Frank The Jock, has more sense not to walk in matches like this with me because if he did HE'D LOSE! Just like you're going to lose tonight, and it's just not some number either, what you're sacrificing here tonight is the main event of wrestlemania, the chance to establish yourself as a key player in the IWT for the remainder of your career!

    But it's not your fault Gavin. It's the way you were raised. Raised in believing in false Gods, brainwashed at your youth, given a set of morales that bound your to a mediocre life. You can never understand the power of the true god who stands you before you tonight and you have no one to blame but your whore of a mother and your dead beat dad.

    I've said this many times before and you people don't understand. When I'm winning I'm winning, when I'm losing I'm winning. Every thing I do here is a victory! It's a domino in the destiny that was manifested in my vision! The Cure's destiny was never to beat you tonight. They were simply sent to wear you out and leave the remainders of you for me. You think The Cure cares about shabby dependency championships? In serving me, The Cure is greater than every champion in the IWT already. They don't need titles. Titles are reserved for hollow people like you because you have this crippling belief that if you hold the title it makes you some what of an important figure. The truth is, no one cares about you Gavin. When these people go back home, they're not thinking about you. No one is anticipating the next Gav The Chav match, whether or not you have the title or not. And it must hurt to know that you're the fool of your team, while B.Dazzle has to lug you through all of your matches. That's why I feel sorry for you Gav. I wanted to save you, but you're too far gone in the path of ignorance you blindly follow.

    What you don't understand is I NEED to win this match for Joey Bryant, the man who will win the rumble tonight. I will protect him and guide him into eternal glory and if I have to step on indoctrinated imbeciles such as yourself then I WILL NOT hesitate to leave you a bloody carcass in this ring and use your bones as toothpicks. I DO feel sorry for you Gav, but if you can not WAKE UP YOUR MIND and free yourself from your the chains of this ignorant society, than there will be no mercy when you feel the wrath of God.

    Jesus wept
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  13. .....

    yep.. thanks guys.
  14. OOC: We could always run so that if my number or your number won, the winner still gets that number even if the match passed, but if you want to drop the stip I have no problem with it.
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  15. Hmm I can't make my mind lol I'll post my second promo later on
  16. Aids Johnson is seen rummaging through the locker room, while the dark match is on the monitor. He tears the room apart searching, until he finally finds what he was looking for...the remote. Aids turns it to a different channel, which is on commercial. "Another 20 minute Dat Kid promo? I'll take this commercial on whats happening on The View this week over that," Aids says. "No wonder the kid calls himself god, his sermons are boring as hell, and afterwords he goes in the back and begs for change." The cameraman laughs as the video fades.
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  17. *gav walks up to dat kid but hesitates then backs away*

    (Gav the chav) here you cheeky **** I come out and thought id show you some respect but fuck it if you wanna be a cheeky **** I'll play that game with ya you think nobody cares about gav the chav eh? We'll at least my match makes the main card unlike you where were you on the card? Oh thats right the fucking pre show face it dat kid nobody gives a fuck about you anymore if they did they surely you'd make the main card at least

    *who are ya chants starts*

    You make out you're some kind of god at first I found it highly amusing but now its kind of sad you really do believe you're god don't you? your ego has become so inflated its bigger than jonathans stomach after a Domino's pizza you know what you remind me of kid you k ow that little pebble you get in your shoe thats what you are know matter what you just won't piss off will ya your well and truly are a top bell end ain't ya you deserve that award what me and dazzle gave you at the chavy awards

    *what a bellend chant starts*

    You think dazzle carrys me too right im getting sick of silly ****s like you saying that let me make this clear for every single one of you me and dazzle we ain't just like any tag team we are like brothers we have this unbreakable bond a bit like your mouth and jonathans dick they just cant be separated nothing will ever ome between us not you not the order not even these tag team titles we are equal im not beter than him a d he's not better than me lets be honest we are both equally brilliant nobody can beat us we ain't like the cure or the order or any other group who think they'll take us down why because we have something nobody else has for each other we have complete and utter respect and admiration for each other thats the secret behind the dazzling chavs thats why we're so brilliant just ask jwab alias sir lee david and anyone else who tried to fuck with us

    *gav the chav chant breaks out*

    so your doing all this for joey bryant then what makes him so special that guy had his chance and he chomed on the main stage he got to the top of the mountain thought he was king kong then fucked it all up and came crashing down like a ton of bricks why the fuck out of all people do you want him to win it I tell you who I have my money on if I don't win sir lee *crowd boos* thats right sir lee my arch nemesis I still think hes a cheeky **** like but hes show me he has what it takes to be a real champion I bet you any money he'll be the next star to break through and get his hand on the IWT belt

    I have nothing more to say to you dat kid other than good luck coz gavs about to get his revenge on you I. Looking forward to this any last words

    *gav drops the mic and goes back to his corner and waits for the bell*

    @Shadow do it!
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  18. @Dat Kid here take my number 30 I don't want it
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  19. I'm totally gonna win the rumble now :yay:

    Lol, you keep it, I'm making a write up of that match and it needs some Gavin
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  20. Can't wait for me in that write up.