Voting Dark Match - David Erro v Billy Bob Whitey Jnr

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Gav in da BPL!, Feb 10, 2014.

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who's your winner?

Poll closed Feb 13, 2014.
  1. David Erro

    44.4%
  2. Billy Bob Whitey Jnr

    55.6%
  1. #1 Gav in da BPL!, Feb 10, 2014
    Last edited: Feb 10, 2014
    following contest is scheduled for one fall...

    David Erro(@D-D-David) vs Billy Bob Whitey Jnr(@Roray)

    The rules are as follows:

    -No interuptions, only competitors can post here
    -Pictures, videos, livestream etc. are all banned, apart from titantron entrances.
    -Promos will last for 24 hours after the 1st promo is posted,
    and there is no limit on the amount of promos you can cut.
    -Voting will then last for 24 hours after the last promo is posted.


    Voting for yourself will result in instant disqualification and suspension,
    no questions asked.
    Please do not post OOC until promos are finished. If you need to address someone please do it via PM.
    However, posts that are kayfabe like watching the match from backstage are OK. Anything else will be deleted.


    ]*DING DING DING!*
     
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  2. -Billy Bob White Jr. begins his promo backstage, in his Klan hood and suit. He has the hood pulled up, showing his face. He is laying out backstage in a hammick between to walls. He gets a text on his Nokia phone and pulls it out of his fanny pack, he clicks the button and reads a text update that he has a match against David erro. He stands up extremely fast and excited to see the good news. He pulls his hood down over his face and begins to SCREAM.-

    Billy Bob:
    I GOTS ME A UPDATE ON MY HERE CELLULAR PHONE, THAT TONIGHT.. 'GOTS ME A MATCH WITH DAVID ERRO IN A DARK MATCH. NOW, IF A DARK MATCH IS LIKE THE DARK MATCHES WE HAD IN GAWRGIA, I AINT EVEN GON' BE ABLE TO SEE 'EM.

    I COULD SAY THAT I'LL BE ABLE TO SEE 'EM FROM HIS EYES AND TEETH. BUT I BET YOU 20 GOOEY CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES, HE CAN'T EVEN AFFORD.. -mumbles- .. not that he cares to bother .. -Screams again.- TO BRUSH HIS TEETH!!

    NOW, AS FOR HIS EYES . . . I CAN BET YOU 30 OL' GRANPA JO'S BARBEH Q SAMMICHES, HE GON' BE SO BLOOD SHOT IN THE EYES. MORE SHOT THAN GEORGE ZIMMERMAN DID TRAYVON MARTIN.

    YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.. I SAID IT! ONE OF DAVID'S DEAD MONKEY FRANDS!! IM SURE TRAYON AND HIM HAD SOME GOOD TIMES. BUT HE'S DONE FO' NOW.. THANKFULLY!!

    DAVID, I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT IMA HAVE TO KILL YOU BOY.

    THE ONLY CHANCE YOU GOT OF BEATIN' SOMEONE LIKE MYSULF IS BY HAVIN' YO' GANGSTA FRANDS ALL GANG UP ON ME! BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY HOW MUCH OF A PANSY AND THE REST OF THE ONES IN YO RACE IS!!

    NOW I GOTTA GO DRINK ME A PACK UH BURR N I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON PORCH MONKAY!
     
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  3. *Sir Lee has his head in his hands watching from his TV at his mansion*

    Sir Lee: I knew there was a reason Trump didn't want to watch this match. Well, might as well enjoy this inbred's diatribe for a month until he turns into a broken record. I wonder if this will even make a profit...
     
  4. OOC: Can you please get the center right. 2 threads now, literally killing my soul
     
  5. OOC where am I going wrong?
     
  6. You just didn't use the tags lol. You must have not copied them from the template in creative. But just go to edit your post, select everything then align it using the button that way.

    Also, capital letters for people's names, please.
     
  7. I copied it from shadows post on creative then deleted everything that weren't necessary
     
  8. Everything in Shadow's post is necessary :hmm:
     
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  9. I quoted it first then deleted his tag and stuff then copied it I probably deleted it in the process lol
     
  10. OOC: So like.. did I win? lol
     
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  11. HOLY SHIT. Didn't see this. Can i still make a promo
     
  12. Yes go for it :) I'll open the votes afterwards
     
  13. OOC: Okay, I'll try and even find a comeback for that. I have to go now, so I'll just throw in this much. Next match I'll put more into it.

    David: Well, Billy Bob, you are one special individual. You represent a very bad group of people, and you act a very bad way. You represent a style of people that are just way too predictable. What are you gonna say Billy bob? Your ancestors beat mine up? You have this false persona that makes you believe you are better than guys like me, Farooq and Dat Kid. Hate to burst your bubbles, but you aren't shit here. Your electricity and the bold masking makes you just look a huge fool, your oh-so desperate attempt for comedy just makes me glad I'm not represented by you like all the people who actually find a few redeeming qualities in you. You are a disgrace to your family and a disgrace to the white race... although that wasn't very good either.
     
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  14. Voting open good luck guys!
     
  15. OOC: Are you serious? He had 24 HOURS to promo .. and then he gets extension? ._.
     
  16. I actually completely forgot about it Untill david commented on it and thought I may as well let him cut a promo whilst he's here as he didn't realise until he saw it
     
  17. This is awesome but I have no idea what it is.
     
  18. And the winner is @Roray congratulations!
     
  19. Thanks. c: