Voting Dark Match: Farooq vs Chris Kaizer

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Harley Quinn, Jan 25, 2014.

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Who do you think won?

Poll closed Jan 28, 2014.
  1. Chris Kaizer

    33.3%
  2. Farooq

    66.7%
  1. The following match is scheduled for one fall!

    @Farooq vs @Black_Jesus

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  2. Kaizer drives out in a pimped out station wagon with a bunch of hood niggaz on the roof. He is dressed like a hardcore gangsta.

    Now, whoz ass is I facin again, Dat Kid or Dat Kid, biatch? Anyway, at least I know yo ass aint a real OG gangsta like mah dirty ass. I be da most thugged-out gangsta thug up in IWT since George biaaatch! Farooq, I be so gangsta, Bizzle Clinton is jealous. Yo ass ain't poppin mollies muthafucka! YOU POPPING PIMPLES ON YOUR FACE BECAUSE YOU AIN'T AS GANGSTA AS ME! I pop mollies n' I be sweating! I have every last muthafuckin thang up in soild gold. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! CONDOMS! NWA ALBUMS! MY WEED! MY GUNS! MY NECKLACES! Yo ass wish you had as much gold as mah dirty ass. Yo ass ain't a real nizzle. Yo ass a gangbangin' fake nizzle. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So fake WWE is mo' real! MY DICK IS SO BIG THAT OTHER BLACK MEN MEASURE THEIR DICK SIDE TO SIDE WITH MINE! I AM MOST REALEST NIGGA IN IWT! EVERYONE NEEDS TO WAKE UP AND NOTICE DAT! SO, DAT KID,FAROOQ, OR SOME OTHER BLACK WANNA BE, YOU AREN'T AS REAL! YOU AREN'T AS OG AS ME! YOU FAKE AND NOT AS ORIGINAL ME! I be tha blackest nizzle up in dis company. When I win here tonight, I hope one n' mah playaz of y'all fake ass nizzlez raise up n' realize how tha fuck OG I am.

    Kaizer stands on the top rope

    I AM THE BLACKEST KNIGHT IN ALL OF IWT, NIGGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  3. #3 Harley Quinn, Jan 25, 2014
    Last edited: Jan 25, 2014


    Farooq comes out with a microphone and makes his way to the ring with no hesitation. He goes under the ring and takes out a bat and starts attacking the station wagon, scaring off the people from the hood. He drops the bat then makes his way to the ring as he chuckles.

    "Seems like you're having a mid life crisis since you lost the X Division match. Bill Clinton wasn't a gangsters, he was a white man who was blowed by a girl, but that's something you would do. I see where you live, you live in the neighborhood with the whites, and when I drove by I couldn't see another brutha in site. The only thing you're popping is Viagra when you're watching midget porn, you fake ass studio gangster. You don't smoke weed, in fact I saw you walking around the backstage with a needle asking people to inject 'marijuanas' inside of you." Farooq said as the crowd laughed. "You put on a good comedy show though, now drop the act you wannabe 2 Chains and start fighting."
     
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  4. Yo ass biiiatch ass be thinkin Hoes know mah name up in tha white hood, naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw dude, dat must of been mah feg brudda, his name is Lil' Willy Kaizer n' shiznit yo. Dude a OG Faggot. Just like you, also, come on dude, dat was mah mommaz station wagon! Yo ass a straight-up mean nizzle, da faq you tryin ta prove, biatch? Man, I should teach you a leasson. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. SINCE BOTH OF OUR FATHERS WALKED OUT WHEN WE WAS TWELVE, WE DIDN'T GET TAUGHT JACK SHIT! JUST HOW TO ROLL ONE AND POP A NIGGA IN THE ASS! BUT YOU THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING BOUT DICKS BACK THEN! Yo ass gots not a god damn thang on tha OG Nizzle! K-Dawg KKKaizer playa! I be like tha KKK n' you like tha blacks up in tha 60s. IMA BEAT THE SHIT OUT YOUR ASS, THEN BURN A CROSS IN FRONT OF YOUR DEAD BODY!

    K-Dawg KKKaizer gets out of the ring and walks up to his momma's station wagon and kisses it.

    There is one thang I didn't rap r biiiatch ass bout though, dat dem hood nizzlez you just attacked, where straight-up all clonez of you, nahmean biiiatch, biatch? Me n' Bizzle Clinton made dem while we gots head from yo momma biiiatch ass nizzle. Now, I gots a lil rap fo' yo thugged-out ass.

    I'MA BUST A CAP IN YO ASS
    YOUR BODY GONNA DROP LIKE DAT BASS
    NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
    I'M LIKE BILL GATES
    THEY BAN ME FROM SEVERAL STATES!
    I POPPING MOLLIES
    YOU ACTING LIKE MOLLY!
    WHA?
    NIGGA NIGGA NIGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA
     
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  5. "Give me a beat." He says.



    "Yo Kaizer, here's another proper track and it's phat, like yo momma, you should suck a piper, and let that real shit stroke, see you's a wanna be G's and you'll inject weed and I hope that your fans understand, when you talk about spraying me, the same promos that you makin' is paying me. Motherfuck Chav, Motherfuck Dazzle, Motherfuck Dazzlin Chavs, now here comes my left blow!" He says as he throws a few punches and stands on the rope with the people getting into the rap.
     
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  6. Kaizer just dances to "Can't touch this"
     
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  7. Farooq keeps rapping as the crowd starts blazing some weed.
     
  8. I got one....

    I'm like Kayne West
    I'm the best
    You just being a little bitch
    Surprised you didn't ditch
    I'ma beat your ass so bad
    You a fad
    You think you something
    But you nothing
    I will pop a molly
    While you act like Molly
    Gonna teach you the ways of being a real nigga
    you will so shocked like a electric nigga
     
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  9. "Yes sir you are like Kanye West, grabbing onto your old man breast. How about you take your child, take your ass to the wild, go across the sea and very far from me. The only thing you beat is your dick at night, even with your underwear down it's small for sight. You better head on backstage, before you turn into Adam and quit with rage!"
     
  10. Adam is ginger *****
    Who needs to be a bigger nigga
    I don't beat off for me
    Your GF does it for me
    I am like the wild beast
    You and me aint tight
    and that's just right
    cause I'm a real nigga
    you fake ass bitch
    Don't chu u fuck wit me
    I'll chop ur ass up, let it be
     
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  11. "Yeah, I told my girl to beat you off, since I saw you sad and not tough. I felt sorry for yo ass, since no girl would stoop down to your class. You're acting like a tough OG, when the only gangster was on TV. Get the fuck out, and don't you whine or pout, because then you'll find yourself running from a AK, and not be able to see the end of this day!"
     
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  12. Voting for Jesus cause he said nigga more than you Fooqy.
     
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  13. I liked Fooqs rhymes better. Had a hard time following the Kaizer promos. Funny though.
     
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