Promos Dark Match - Gav the Chav vs Dat Kid

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Trip in the Head, Jul 2, 2014.

  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...

    Gav the Chav(@gav the chav ) vs Dat Kid(@Dat Kid )

    The rules are as follows:

    -No interuptions, only competitors can post here
    -Pictures, videos, livestream etc. are all banned, apart from titantron entrances.
    -Promos will last for 24 hours after the 1st promo is posted,
    and there is no limit on the amount of promos you can cut.
    -Voting will then last for 24 hours after the last promo is posted.

    Voting for yourself will result in instant disqualification and suspension,
    no questions asked.

    Please do not post OOC AT ALL. Do not post "backstage/ringside" comments either.

  2. The arena is blanketed in purple and smoke starts to billow from the center of the stage.

    A giant silhouette walks across the screen and gradually gets smaller, then jumps off the screen and into the smoke. Dat Kid walks out of the smoke, leaving a faint trail behind him.

    He rolls into the ring and heads straight to the other side, where he is handed a mic. Kid gets on the turnbuckle and sits down.

    You want to know the definition of insanity? It's having to listen to Gav speak and then kicking his ass over and over and over again. Seriously Gav, what is this, the 3rd time. I mean, you think you would have learned your lesson about issuing open challenges because there's less than a handful of people you can actually beat on the roster, if I'm speaking candidly.

    Prove me wrong.
  3. #3 Gav in da BPL!, Jul 2, 2014
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    *the dazzling chavs music plays as gav makes his way out to the ring*

    (Gav the chav) here right Listen up you cheeky **** the first ok fair enough you well and truly fucked me up no excuses but right in the rematch things were a little different I learnt from the silly little mistakes I made which made things a little Closer But still you just edged it now this time things will be different because I know exactly what I need to do to finish you off this time you should be thankful my mate b.dazzle isn't around coz the damage we would of inflicted upon you probably would finally finish you off

    Do you wanna here the definition of stupid silly ****? Dat fucking kid from a little shit hole known as jersey im Surprised you spelt everything correctly this time you silly bastard I might chat a complete load of shit 99% of the time but you my friend you take the piss I've sat and watched backstage Listening to your promos
    And 90% of the time its the purest, driest shit ive heard come out of Someones mouth in a long long time you probably chat even more shit than me that takes some beating but at least I'm fully aware of it

    By the way I don't suppose you have seen my mate dazzle have you?
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  4. OOC: 12th theme for dat kid in the last 2 months. Dat Aids from Johsey.
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  5. Guess what I'm going to respond to this post with. #irrelevant :pity2:
  6. Yeah, I know where B.Dazzle is actually. B.Dazzle is hiding somewhere in some remote town in middle America, in a dingy motel, with the doors locked, with no cell phone reception. It's true, Dazzle is perfectly fine.

    The reason why Dazzle is there is because he's hiding from YOU.

    Dat Kid shoves Gav with his finger.

    And honestly who can blame him. B.Dazzle was a promising singles competitor, he was bound to break out of the x-division that had scum like you, Dexx Duggan, Duke Nukem, and Mike Boston. You cost him that opportunity because ever since you've been teamed up with him, you've done nothing but drag him down.

    Dazzle basically won and defended those tag titles on his own and you just stood there and blabbered like a fucking idiot, like you always do. I mean, you don't even come out with the guitar anymore, so it's not even entertaining. Then when it came time for you to face a REAL tag team and I'm not talking about those beacon fuckers or random adam tag team #6, you lost.

    So you want to know where Dazzle is? Dazzle is in his hotel room, watching IWT every night, waiting for someone to end your career because he doesn't want to make you feel bad by telling you this. Maybe he's being a friend or maybe he just has sympathy for the mentally retarded, but I'm not B.Dazzle.

    Gav, you have been nothing but a novelty act from the moment you walked in this company. I don't see a shred of potential in you. You will live and die in the bottom of the totem poll. Then when you finally decided to retire, you'll be nothing but a hasbeen- oh I'm sorry, you have to be something to be a hasbeen. You'll be nothing but a neverwas who'll be destined to spend the rest of his days touring nerd conventions, selling overpriced headshots of yourself to the few indie fags who actually know who you are.

    Stopspot gets in line for Gav's autograph

    B.Dazzle wept.
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  8. *gav walks towards dat kid and gets right Under his nose*

    ( Gav the chav) ow cheeky **** who the fuck do you think your talking to? You got this completely wrong you see me and dazzle are brothers we Complete each other I see what you're trying to do your trying to become in between trying to cause a little tension between us but we have this unbreakable bond nobody cdn break not you not @GOAT Johnson not alias antonio @THG? And sir lee @Ovalhead Le Jobber not the order not the church not even the iwt champion @DK James joey bryant not a single one of you will and hopefully one day we will unite once again

    You go on and on talking absolute shite right you go on about me being a novelty act and to be honest Thats all I've ever intended to be Since day one but what about you eh? You have the potential to be as great As aids if not better but what have you really achieved dat kid? its why you're the last of your generation the rest of them have achieved everything they wanted and fucked off whilst you still stick around taking up a spot which belongs to others much more deserving you constantly go on about aids being irrelevant but hes a 3x IWT champ and will be remembered for many years can the same be said about you? Why don't you just take your big huge donkey nose out of here and fuck off

    *we want dazzle chant breaks out*
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  9. Announcer 1:
    NO WAY!

    Announcer 2: Can it be?

    *The fans erupt in cheers as the theme of only one man hits the speakers. Gav and Kid turn to the stage and look on, completely shocked and confused on what is going on during their match. Gav keeps on looking intently at the ramp, waiting for his partner to show up, but nothing happens. Gav turns away and looks back at Kid, who has a big smile.*

    Announcer 1:
    We were fooled!

    * Gav goes to speak..........................when another theme hits the speakers.*

    Announcer 2:
    Let it be him this time, DAMN IT!

    *Gav and Kid once again turn to the stage. Kid looks on with a grin, while Gav once again hopes for something to happen. After a few more seconds, Gav turns back around. He's raising the mic to his mouth when the crowd erupts in cheers. Gav looks at Kid, who is struck with shock. Gav turns around to see................

    Show Spoiler

    Announcer 1:
    I Can't believe it! Holy hell, I can't believe it!

    Announcer 2: You better believe it, because it's true! B.Dazzle has come back!

    *B.Dazzle is wearing black pants, a dark, unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt, and some shades. He has a grin on his face as he walks down the ramp to a chorus of "Dazzle" chants. B.Dazzle gets up on the ring apron and climbs up the top turnbuckle. He raises his arm up in the air, resulting in a huge pop. B.Dazzle looks down to the ring, and stares right at Gav. He smiles and gives raises his eyebrow at the man he held tag gold with. B.Dazzle gets in the ring and grabs a microphone. He puts it up to his mouth and tries to speak, but is kept quiet by the chants of "Dazzle" filling the arena. He raises his hand up and the crowd quiets down. Kid and Gav watch on, still in disbelief that B.Dazzle has actually returned.*

    B.Dazzle hates to ruin your regularly scheduled programming, but he needed to come down this ring to say something. Because FINALLY.........................................B.DAZZLE HAS COME the iwt!

    *The crowd pops.*

    Dazzle: Ladies and gentleman, do not adjust your t.v sets, do not splash cold water in your face, do not scare yourself awake with pictures of naked grandmas, because with out a shadow of a doubt, you can bet all your monkey asses, and your monkey ass friends that B.Dazzle is back!

    *Another huge pop.*

    Dazzle: Now, B.Dazzle understands you are all here to see Kid vs Gav, and B.Dazzle would hate to ruin it. So let B.Dazzle make it quick for all of you. Now just in case some of you forgot who B.Dazzle was, let him remind to each and every single one of you.

    *The crowd cheers. Gav looks on with a grin, while Kid looks angered and disgusted.*

    Dazzle: B.Dazzle is...........the jabroni beating.......pie eating.........trail blazing...eyebrow raising...B.Dazzle and thought we were back! But B.Dazzle is back with some new you can allllllll kiss......................HIS DAZZLING ASS!

    *B.Dazzle turns around and decks Gav across the top of the skull with the microphone. Gav falls to the floor as the fans erupt in boos. Kid looks on and doesn't know whether to be happy or shocked. Dazzle looks down at Gav, and turns towards Kid. Dazzle and Kid look at each other, until Kid nods. Dat Kid rolls out of the ring, walks up the ramp, and heads to the back. *


    Announcer 2: The end of a friendship, the beginning of a fresh start.

    *Chants of "Fuck you, Dazzle" begin, but Dazzle ignores the crowd. He backs up and takes off his shades. He throws them to the ground and waits as Gav begins to stagger up to his feet using the ropes. Gav gets up and turns around. The top of his head is trickling with blood after the mic shot. Gav falls down to his knees and looks up at Dazzle, who shows not a single inch of remorse. Gav shakes his head at Dazzle, who picks Gav up and then drops him right on the mat with a B.Bottom!. The "Fuck you, Dazzle" chants grow stronger and louder.*

    Announcer 1:
    I don't even know what to say............I thought I'd never see the day this would happen.

    Announcer 2: No one did, but it's happening.*

    *B.Dazzle picks up the mic and stands over the fallen body of Gav the Chav. A little smile breaks out across his face and he begins to speak.*

    If you smell..........what B.Dazzle is cooking!

    *B.Dazzle drops the mic, grabs his shades from the floor, and heads to the back. The final shot is Gav the Chav lying on the floor, not moving once. The screen fades to black.*
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  10. HOLY FUCK. HE'S BACK. MARKED. Bout damn time my mannnn.
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  12. *Two fans die of shock.
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  13. Awesome return. Loved it.
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  14. Since no one else did it yet: :blackshock:
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