Voting Dark Match- Harriet Vargas vs The Artist

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Shadow, Mar 11, 2014.


Who won?

Poll closed Mar 13, 2014.
  1. Harriet Vargas

  2. The Artist

  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...

    Harriet Vargas(@Majour) vs The Artist(@Roadster)

    The rules are as follows:
    -No interuptions, only competitors can post here
    -Pictures, videos, livestream etc. are all banned, apart from titantron entrances.
    -Promos will last for 24 hours after the 1st promo is posted,
    and there is no limit on the amount of promos you can cut.
    -Voting will then last for 24 hours after the last promo is posted.

    Voting for yourself will result in instant disqualification and suspension,

    no questions asked.
    Please do not post OOC until promos are finished. If you need to address someone please do it via PM.
    However, posts that are kayfabe like watching the match from backstage are OK. Anything else will be deleted.

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  2. #2 Roadster, Mar 11, 2014
    Last edited: Mar 11, 2014
    OOC: I'll go first

  3. Harriet Vargas gives the crowd a sarcastic smile before stalking her way to the ring. She grabs a mic and slips into the ring.

    'So here I am again, ready to face another jobber, I mean 'challenger'.

    The crowd give a mixed reaction, not sure who is the best of these two evils.

    'I don't even know where to start with this guy- I lose track of his gimmicks from one day to the next.'
    Harriet is silent, she paces the ring slowly, scratching her head. As the crowd begin to grow restless Harriet turns to them.

    'Wait- I got this. Today, he's an artist that has found God.' Harriet shakes her head as she laughs.
    ' Well honestly, I'm not sure even God could help him get a win.
    The artist is a bitter, twisted and jealous individual. He's fighting a losing battle here in the IWT and tonight- it get's worse for him as he goes up against- and I quote: "The Future of The IWT"'

    'I'm not sure whether I should commend him for his bravery- or get him some psychological help. Scratch that, it's clearly option two-What with the multiple gimmicks and delusions of grandeur- well that shit speaks for itself. He's a crazy little loser who can't handle the fact that his time here in the IWT is up.'

    The crowd cheer.

    'The Artist- I know it must be hard for you, being truly terrible at what you do, but you will not get sympathy from me. You back stab and trash talk people because they succeed where you fail and I was the latest victim of that.'

    Harriet begins to mimic The Artist
    'You get preferential treatment because you're with Aids, you only won because Aids backed you up....blah, blah, whiny blah '
    The crowd pops for Aids
    Harriet scowls, knowing that everything The Artist claims is cheap lies.

    'Go fucking cry about it to your therapist, kid. Tell him how bad it hurts that you can't get that win that you so desperately crave.'
    Harriet lets out a cruel laugh and the crowd are surprisingly quiet.
    'I buried Reagan because I'm incredible. I'm strong and smart and everything you're not. You, The Artist are pathetic- you can't get a win so you attack those who can. I expect to get the same treatment again because, I packed my shovel and I'll be using it on you.'
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  4. Too late.
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  5. *Mask and coat in tact*

    "Hi guys! Hi Vargy!! Listen i don't like fighting so can we just go to my gated house party? Harriet and i can play some Mario Kart! I even made a Harriet a shovel cupcake! and i bought Aids pencils!"

    *Crowd Boo's*

    "Vargy...Don't be a baaaaaaad person, God helps everyone and you saying god can't help me? Well...*Worried Face* It MAKES MY RAINBOW BLOOD BOIL!"

    *Crowd Pop*

    "I come here to be friends and by the looks of it, you seem like you wanna hurt me? Why do you wanna hurt your friend? Nonetheless why bring a shovel to the ring? It's so yucky and icky and it makes me oh soooo sicky!"

    *Crowd Boo's*

    "I love you Harriet, and i want you to come and sit down as i lead this prayer, and afterwards let's go to weeny-hut juniors! Because there we can get our vitamins and the great lord knows you need some the get over your time of the month *Crowd OO's* What? is that bad? i personally wouldn't mind if we got the protein shake, it helps me learn my math tables faster!!"

    *Crowd Laughs*

    "Aidsy, is a gooood man, and i love him just as much as i love you and everyone! Come on my gates can close anytime!"
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  6. Harriet turns to The Artist.

    'If it hadn't already occurred to you, I didn't come to the IWT to make friends. Less so, with a parody of a fighter like you.'

    'We both know that I outshine you, I run rings around you and there isn't a thing you can do to change that. You aren't worth the misuse of my time or energy.'

    The crowd give a mixed reaction, still not warming to Harriet.

    'I'm going to give you some Advice- and that is to retire.'

    'You'll never amount to anything here, and really- you don't deserve to be here in the first place. You have no talent, no drive and no respect for the craft. You treat the IWT like it's a big joke. The only joke around here is YOU.'

    Harriet mutters 'Fuck this, I'm out.' before dropping the mic into the centre of the ring with a thud. She smirks at The Artist before slipping out of the ring and making her way up the ramp.

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  7. OOC: "I buried Reagan because I'm incredible." :please:
  8. "Not here to make friends? You've seemed to have made great friends with Aids dick. But that's far from the point."

    *Crowd Laughs*

    "But why do you hate me? I never said anything bad! Please i love you, and i paid for your anger management, Dr.Dicksuckerman wants to see you every Saturday night at 9."

    *Crowd Boo's and Laughs*

    "How am i misuse, i don't think you think Aids dick was misuse for you. I'm offering a nice sundae at chucky cheese, a taco lunch arranged by my man Farooq and then you could join my Gated House Party! We can play Mario Kart and Kinect Sports but nothing past E-10+ because those are icky and make me sicky!"

    "Why are you angry all the time? How am i a joke? Why should i retire when i just joined? Your blinding promos raise more questions than answers! Please Vargy stop being a baaaaaaaaad person and come and join me in prayer."

    *He goes down the ramp into the ring and stars praying in the corner*

    OOC: @Shadow i think voting can open, okay with you Majour?​
  9. Voting is open!
  10. OOC: I just want one match without anyone mentioning Aids or his dick. Just one.
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  11. But i find this more appropriate since mostly all Aids Dick references are shot at men, Majour unless she is trolling and is really a "11" year old kid lookin for fun, i see this as a better scenario, and speaking of Majour. Good match.
  12. You too buddy!
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  13. I think Majour has a much better sense of the persona of her character and is able to articulate that in her promos. Majour had more overall detail so my vote goes to her.
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  14. The burier just got buried. Lel
  15. And i would love for Harriet and Victoria to meet.
  16. That may or may not be happening in the near future ;)
  17. Every time i have a match, just ring the bell and award the win.
  18. You're losing, just so you know.
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  19. I shall keep my eyes pealed then!