Voting Dark Match: Justin Magnus vs Al Poppin'

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by CrayJ Lee, Apr 26, 2014.


Who won?

Poll closed Apr 29, 2014.
  1. Justin Magnus

  2. Al Poppin'

  1. #1 CrayJ Lee, Apr 26, 2014
    Last edited: Apr 28, 2014
    The following contest is scheduled for one fall...

    Justin Magnus(@FailFaceFTW) vs Al Poppin'(@Ric Flare!)

    The rules are as follows:

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    and there is no limit on the amount of promos you can cut.
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  2. * The lights dim *

    * Justin Magnus walks out with @FailFaceFTW , both wearing suits. Magnus walks down the ramp, but midway he stops and smirks at the crowd. He then continues and gets in the ring while @FailFaceFTW grabs a mic and tosses it to him and stands on the outside. Instead of immediately starting to talk, he pauses for a minute. Then he begins *

    Justin Magnus: Does anyone in this arena get the objective of wearing suits to the ring? Anyone? Well maybe instead of wasting everyones time waiting for the ignorant souls in this arena to figure it out, I'll just tell you. Suits all around the world are typically associated with class, great manners, and business. I'm going to take my time and put the emphasis on business. Day in and day out, my objective in IWT is to get in this ring and take care... of business. I do not pander to these ignorant souls called fans, I do not sit on this mic and tell you how I'm going to kick my opponents ass, I kick my opponents ass.

    I came into IWT's Tag Team division expecting absolutely no challenge from any of its competitors. But, when push comes to shove, and you get stuck with a jobber who's losses rival Bill Gates' earning figures, you have to expect losses. But the loss to my opponent tonight and his partner was 101% unacceptable. I had the match won, and yet my partner still screwed it up. And because of that, here I stand in this ring tonight to reassure, not prove, but reassure to everyone that has ever come within a mile of this ring that I don't lose to untalented, maladroit excuses for wrestlers. And I'll give everyone of these uneducated and atrociously ignorant people in this arena to pull out your smartphones and google maladroit.

    But then again, everyone says "But intelligence isn't what matters in wrestling" I'm here to tell you that whoever feeds you that line is an absolutely idiotic excuse for a human being. It is true partially through the fact that you need the strength and the talent I have, but still completely and utterly incorrect. How do you take down a 7 foot, 400 pound monster without strategy? How do you plan for a match such as the Royal Rumble without strategy? The correct answer is you don't. Strategy takes intelligence, and without strategy, you can never make the big one. You will never get the big win, the big shot, the big titles.

    * Magnus pauses for a moment, then continues *

    I got off track there for a second, back to where I was orignally going. I'm going to keep this short and simple about what Al Poppin' is for you simple minded human beings. To beat Al Poppin', it will not take any strategy. Al Poppin' is what is known as someone who can get the fans all riled up for the big stars. He stands in the way of people like me so I can run them over and look better. But to be honest, beating this excuse for a "wrestler" doesn't make me look any better, and it doesn't make me any better. So Al Poppin', you can come out here and run your mouth about whatever 90's thing you want to, think your metaphors will be the only example of "killing with words". But at the end of the day, I'm gonna take you, and come as close as I can to ending your career so IWT won't fine me or cut my contract.
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    Al Poppin' comes out to the ring wearing a white headband, a poncho and his purple tights with a white stripe down the side and the Shining Star Title around his waist. The crowd pop mildly to him while he stands on the stage and walks down to the ring, Al gets into the ring and is handed a mic, he then puts the Shining Star title on his right shoulder

    Al Poppin': (Sniffs) What is that smell? I think its the smell of jealousy? Justin Magnus is out here without a Title, while I hold The Shining! Star! Championship! This title to many may seem as an homage to a great movie, but this title Justin means I am better than you, sure I maybe greener than a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, but like the Turtles Magnus, I know when it's time to kick but

    Al takes a karate stance

    Al Poppin': HIGH-YA!

    Al returns to his normal state as he readjusts his title

    Al Poppin': Even though I'm the Shining Star Champion, you Magnus, your on the PPV card, but me, I'm stuck working dark matches, matches that don't even count! I'm going to end up having to carry a flashlight out here if this pace continues. People don't recognize what I bring to the table, Sure I can't bench as much as most guys here, I'm not as flexible as some stars, I get pretty tired working a match, I bruise like a peach, I scream like a little girl when I'm put in a submission hold, but what I bring to IWT is 2 things, I bring a heart of competition, I am willing to step in the ring with any superstar in the back and show them I am a star in this company, whether I'm told I have to put the other guy over or I have to go over, I will still come out here and entertain these people with throwbacks

    I know looking at you Magnus, you seemed to grow up without the wonderful land of Television to keep you busy, You dress up in a suit and play Barney Stinson with your...well it rhymes with bro in a suit, I maybe green, but even I know that you need the appropriate clothing to wrestle. So I hope you didn't get too attached to your suit, because we may just have a replay of Scott Steiner and Triple H. I am the shining star champion, one of many champions in Dudes With 'Tude and just like the Average Joes, we're gonna grab life by the balls and defeat Globo Gym's Purple Cobras.

    This match means more to you Justin than it does to me, you need this win, even though it's only a dark match and has no real value, tv show wins are what matters, you losing tonight will eat you up inside, and when you team with Reagan Cole for the 1st time against Veterans Joey Bryant and Dat Kid and Farooq and Jwab Atom, you'll have lost to the Greenest Superstar in IWT, and I guaran-damn-tee that you losing tonight is pure ammunition for them, so It's up to me to provide my, shall we say, comrades with that ammunition. I plan on showing every single superstar in IWT that Dudes With 'Tude hold gold for a reason, and that reason is because We are that damn awesome
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  4. * Magnus looks at Al Poppin' with a confused look, then begins to speak *

    Justin Magnus: So you come out here and decide to bash me on how I take dark matches too seriously? Just another example of my point that all you are is someone who panders to fans. Real wrestlers fight their hardest no matter what match it is, they give their hearts out in this ring no matter what day of the week to prove to everyone that they are the true best in the world. How do you think people make their way to the top? They don't treat dark matches like they mean nothing, because in all reality, if you can't win the simple house show match, how can you make it to the big one?

    And then, you come out here and tell me that you're better than me because you have a self-designed title belt you gave to yourself during a promo. It's exactly like the million dollar championship, it's not recognized by the company and it's completely worthless. It shows that all you are is a has been who's only way to gain some creditbility from these fans is to flaunt a fake title belt. Wait, I take that back, a has been is someone who used to be good, but the truth is, you never were, and you never will be.

    Along with providing ammunition to the teams competiting against us this week? Al, you're doing the good stuff aren't you, so I guess I'll have to say it slowly for you. You... will... not... beat... me... tonight... or... any... other... night... You said it yourself, you scream like a little girl in a submission hold and you get tired working matches. I'll make sure to be gentle when I break your arm. And also, I'll do it wearing the suit I'm wearing right now even if you want.
  5. Voting is now open!
  6. OOC: We're under the IWT Extreme Rules card, I doubt people are gonna vote in this.