Promos Dark Match- The Dazzler & Unknown vs Andrew & Reagan Cole

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Shadow, Feb 18, 2014.

  1. The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall...

    The Dazzler & Unknown(@Dazzle Jackson & @Adam Jackson) vs Andrew & Reagan Cole(@Mike Ross & @The ReagMaster)

    The rules are as follows:

    -No interuptions, only competitors can post here

    -Pictures, videos, livestream etc. are all banned, apart from titantron entrances.
    -Promos will last for 24 hours after the 1st promo is posted,
    and there is no limit on the amount of promos you can cut.
    -Voting will then last for 24 hours after the last promo is posted.

    Voting for yourself will result in instant disqualification and suspension,

    no questions asked.
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    However, posts that are kayfabe like watching the match from backstage are OK. Anything else will be deleted.

  2. We're not unknown and The dazzler in this bout.:bodallas:
  3. So, you guys gonna be Action Jackson and Dazzle Jackson?
  4. Who cares. This is all just for laughs anyways.
  5. Im no Action Jackson. You will see.
  6. i might change my gimmick from the Gohan gimmick i said......i'm now called.....THE MINECRAFT PLAYER! LOL
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  7. who's going first?
  8. I got this, Reagan.
  9. okay the younger lawyer of Suits
  10. *The lights become tinted to a shade of midnight blue, lasers start flashing on the entrance way, smoke starts going out of the titantron, and My nigga starts playing*

    *A neon yellow 1968 convertible Cadillac emerges from underneath the titantron, it stops on the stage and starts leaning side to side via hydraulics. The Cadillac makes it's way to the ring and stops right in-front of it, Andrew climbs on to the roof with a mic in hand. He's wearing black jorts, black knee high Nike socks, a white wife beater, some gold chains, and an afro wig*
    Andrew: "Ayye! Boi it sure do feel good to be back in tha Impact Zone! ~The crowd starts chanting this isn't TNA!~ Aight, aight, well then it feels good to be back in the old ECW arena! ~The crowd starts to boo now~ I know this ain't ECW mane, I been testing y'all to see if ya know where we at. We here in da IWT! Usually I goes by Andrew, but tonight, tonight I'ma go by Jimmy or what my cuzions call me, Jizzle."

    *Jizzle gets on the apron and moves in to the ring*
    Jizzle: "Now, let me lay down da truth for a moment here. My opponents, I sayin theya bitch. Nah, nah, I ain't sayin that. I'm sayin dat they some bitch ass niggas! Ya feel me? I be grindin' 24/7 so I kno when I see some bitch ass niggas and they sho fit the bill. They ain't real like me mane, I mean I pimp all day, even in my sleep, when I wake up I smoke a blunt before I eat. So, I say fuck y'all, if take y'all out the picture I know real niggas won't miss ya."
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  11. *The Dazzler watches from the back.*

    Dazzler: Da Fuq is this?!

    OOC: This match is going to be GOAT.
  12. I will most likely cut mine tomorrow. its nearly 1am.
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  13. (the song starts at 0:10)
    *Reagan comes out with a plastic Diamond pickaxe and the crowd starts chanting "Reagan Cole" and Reagan has a confused look on his face*
    Cole: who in the Squid Hell is Reagan Cole? my names the......Minecraft....PLAYER!
    *Minecraft Player walks down the ramp and slides into the ring*
    Minecraft: sup Jizze
    *Minecraft Player Punches Jizzle in the stomach and Jizzle bends over in pain*
    Minecraft: sorry that's how we high five in minecraft anyway onto our opponients think about it this way me and jizzle are the diamond and emerald whilst you two are Lapis lazuli and Coal you two are useful for one thing and one thing only and that is "Decoration" and you will be Decoration when you two are laying infront of us with the ref holding our arms up high so why don't you guys come down and give up before us like the ender dragon when i entered the end
    *the Crowd starts chanting "Team Hell No" *
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  14. *Jizzle looks at the Minecraft dude like :dafuq:*
    Jizzle: Maaaaan, I ain't come here to team with some Dungeons and Dragons nerd freaks! I think it's bout dat time to blow this joint.

    *Jizzle gives the Minecraft guy a straight right, then proceeds to get in his car and leaves the arena*
    ~The crowd starts singing N' Sync's Bye Bye bye~
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  15. @Mike Ross

    You just killed everything I had written.
  16. OOC: What!?
  17. Just post it, that was just for fun, I'll delete it.
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  18. Alright. Thanks. I worked hard on what Ii'm writing.
  19. you better not leave me in my own
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