Voting Darkie Match - Nick vs Brian Mandela

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Dat Kid, Feb 25, 2014.

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Nick vs Brian Mandela

Poll closed Feb 27, 2014.
  1. Nick

    88.2%
  2. Brian Mandela

    11.8%
  1. #1 Dat Kid, Feb 25, 2014
    Last edited: Feb 26, 2014
    The following contest is scheduled for one fall...

    Nick/COLOR]@Nickelodeon vs Brian Mandela@Roadster
    The rules are as follows:

    -No interuptions, only competitors can post here
    -Pictures, videos, livestream etc. are all banned, apart from titantron entrances.
    -No small penises allowed.
    -Promos will last for 24 hours after the 1st promo is posted,
    and there is no limit on the amount of promos you can cut.
    -Voting will then last for 24 hours after the last promo is posted.


    Voting for yourself will result in instant disqualification and suspension,
    no questions asked.
    Please do not post OOC until promos are finished. If you need to address someone please do it via PM.
    However, posts that are kayfabe like watching the match from backstage are OK. Anything else will be deleted.


    *DINGALING!*
     
  2. OOC - Looks like @Nickelodeon can't compete
     
  3. I feel like your mom would disagree
     
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  4. Oh yeah, since I'm in bed on my phone atm, probably won't be able to promo until tomorrow afternoon. So yeah, deal with it
     
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  7. *Brian Walks Down Wearing a Cornette Face T-Shirt With a Square Cut Out Showing The Belly Button and Wearing The Jeans He Found at Hot Topic*

    "Hello ladies and gentlemen, now it's been brought to my attention Nick, my opponent tonight, it turns out he has a small dick? Now Jwab i don't know how you know that, but i guess you do?

    Now let's get serious! Nickey, Nick-O, what ever you wanna call yourself Nicholas, but there's one thing i'm here to do and that's send a message to Gav, so sorry Nickey, you will be my example tonight. Then again you were the example of how a perfect Jobber performs!

    *Crowd "Ooo's"*

    Shut The Fuck Before i rip all your fat throats out! You are what i call the lackey of the higher power, Nick-O let your soul free! Everyone has their inner monster, their inner demons, their inner....Loose Cannon.
    I've let myself free and so has Roadie who's resting at our camp. Why? because his demons weren't let out his demons were crawling inside his soul! That shows it, Demons crawl into your soul never to be seen again, YOUR DEMONS CRAWL INTO YOU! Let them out before they kill you!

    And if they don't kill you...I WIll! I am the founder of the house of Mandela!

    Now before you come out here i just wanted to say if you know what's good for you keep yourself out of here, this ring is for people who know the people and their sociology! I am expert at sociology! I know for one your too scared to come out here, because in the end you will be hurt, just like your moms va- never mind.

    Now, all of you people, do you know who exactly is Brian Mandela? He isn't the N B T now, nor do i want to be. I am the guy that's gonna kick Nick's scrawny ass *He looks very stressed and angry*
    Nick you don't have what it takes, and actually i asked your mom last night.....

    And she told me Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.....

    And if you think that's easy to handle she also told me this little story about when you were dropped off at school, she got fined for littering.
    This why your little homophobic ass will be handed to your mom to rebuild, because everyone knows your not the man in the relationship, your mom is and always will be.

    This is just a fair warning, *Said in loud unison* "I Don't Call 9.1 F'N 1!!​
     
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  8. And i wait..................
     

  9. A combination of cheers and boos reverberate throught the arena as the music begins playing. A few seconds in, Nick emerges from the curtain, a mic in his hand. He adjusts his jacket and tights before taking a few steps towards the ring, shaking his head. As he does so, he ignores the fans slaps and taps on his body. He takes a few steps up the steel stairs, turns around and gazes into the crowd. He raises his hand in the air and receives another mixed reaction. He shakes his head again and goes into the ring, staring Mandela in the eyes.

    "Is this... is this some sort of joke? Is this really the guy I'm facing?"

    He turns to the crowd and looks at them, puzzled.

    "A guy who doesn't call 911 because he's too socially awkward to interact with a person, and a guy who STILL uses 'your mom' jokes? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"

    He begins pacing around Mandela, tapping the microphone. His breathe rate begins increasing with each step he takes.

    "Who the hell are YOU... to insult me in such a way - I am the future of this industry, and people have been saying it since the day I stepped foot in this forsaken company - so I suggest you show me some respect before I beat it into you."

    He steps closer to Mandela and smirks cockily.

    "I've actually been hearing a lot of peopled compare you to me when I first debuted. But if you ask me... I don't see the relation the two of us have. You like to yell, I like to yell. Maybe that's about it. That leaves the question, what sets the two of us apart? Well, for starts, I debuted at the second biggest event of the year and handily dominated the competition. You? You got suspended. But that's not all..."

    He begins circling the ring again, laughing sadistically as he does so.

    "You keep using these petty insults, you can insult my mother all you want I couldn't care less about that whore. You see I don't insult people unless they're worthy of being insulted and you clearly don't meet that criteria."

    A few "oohs" can be heard in the arena as Nick's expression changes to serious.

    "People say that you're as vicious as me but let's be real here. I'm the one who takes pleasure in giving the pain, you try to avoid it. There are very little things that I love in this world but one of them is an act that I will soon do to you... I love to HURT people... I just can't wait to hear the sound of your arm SNAPPING IN HALF! I can't wait to hear you cry as I BREAK YOUR LEG! I can't wait to smell your blood after I bust you open! I can't wait to see the EMTs rush out to the scene after I break your neck!"

    There is a slight crowd pop as Nick pauses.

    "You see, Mandela or whatever your name is, after I'm done with you, you're gonna be wanting to call 911... but you won't be able to."
     
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  10. #10 Roadster, Feb 26, 2014
    Last edited: Feb 26, 2014
    *Mandela Pouts His Lip and Looks Confused*

    "HAHA, hey piglets get a load of this guy, *He starts laughing hysterically* This guy wants to play tough? Hey you wanna know something Nick-O! I beat Mr. Chav to a bloody pulp leading to me ripping his teeth out, and not only that but you seem to want to get compared to me?

    HAHA *He laugh's with a raspy voice* Let me tell you something Nick....Or should i say Dick *Crowd Pops* you think we're the same? We're anything but the same and who ever compared us two are just as delusional as Gav for wanting a rematch! I'm not and never have been Dat Kid's coffee gofer! You on the other hand....Eh can't say the same thing *He says while having an over emphasized smile and raspy voice*

    You may think you're the greatest of all time but really you aren't the next greatest industry star! Let me tell you something, son! You may think i was a fail....but not as big as your dad's condom...

    *Crowd OOO's*

    Now hear me out, i'm not a comedian but what i am is the man that will teach your homo erotic ass a lesson, i don't do what you do! I'm not an animal! *He says while licking some of Mr. Chav's blood off his fork!* I won't break you neck! i will break your mind! Let your demon's OUT! Back to not breaking your neck.... The reason i won't break your sorry ass neck is because it will be to hard for you to job to Nero or Reagan after this match!

    Which by the way have more talent in their pubes then you have in your entire homosexual ass!

    I won't be able to call 9.1.1? Haha let me break out some of my old singing skills to teach your scrawny ass a lesson.

    *He goes outside and under the ring is his guitar, he sits on top of announcer's desk and starts singing!"

    Nick, Jawb told me you have an 1 inch Diiiiiccckk!
    I kinda of believe it even your dad's was siiiicckk
    Listen up your homo freak!
    Your promo was a perfect time for me to...take a leak!
    You think you're really cool!
    *Nick starts smirking*
    *Brian get's serious*
    If you keep smirking i will beat you to a bloody pool!

    *Nick looks around and smirks again! and Brian Went For a guitar bust! But misses his guitar went flying, He runs out and grabs a mic while walking backwards up the ramp!*

    "You see i'm done with your ego your not anything! i am the thing to see!" *He says with crazed looks and voice alike!*

    *Crowd Boo's*

    Shut up you are as big of a problem as this jobber holding guys that have more talent in their pubes, which is self evident because let me tell you! His mom is one talented whore! GIVIN ME SOME EXERCISE!!!

    *He spits at the ring where Nick is standing, before reaching the top of the stage and sitting down and he get's his fork out and jabs it into his own shoulder! Brian is bleeding and he's licking the blood!​
     
  11. Wtf? We didn't agree to you bashing a guitar on my fucking head dude. If you're gonna do any physical action, you need to either

    A) Ask the person in a PM

    or

    B) Either give him a chance to counter or take it. You can't fucking knock a guy out when he still has a promo to cut.
     
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  12. Fine i will edit.
     
  13. Didn't know, sorry.
     
  14. As all this is happening, Nick is just standing in the ring, unphased and unimpressed. He moves to the turnbuckle and leans back on it as he prepares to speak.

    "You are as stupid as you look. I didn't say we're alike, you moron. I SAID we are NOTHING alike! And this is all the proof I need!

    He points to the stage at Mandela's bloody body.

    "This'll be your downfall. You want these fans to notice you, you want to have that connection so you cut yourself and yell stupid catchphrases. Well I'm here to tell you that that is gonna get you nothing but a loss. You obviously need a reality check and I'm here to give it to you."

    He shakes his head.

    "You know, all this time of you doing some of the stupidest shit I've ever seen has gotten me thinking. I feel likw somebody in this company has something against me. I went from battling the likes of Joey Bryant, Alias Antonio, Trip in the Head and teaming with Dat Kid and Danielson to this. I'm facing some retard who is obsessed with my prostitute mom. WHAT THE HELL? What more do I need to prove? I've hung in their with champions, won matches, WHAT THE HELL DO I HAVE TO DO?"

    He begins pacing again.

    "I know somebody in the back has a personal vendetta against me, I don't know who it is but they're obviously a person of influence if I'm facing this piece of GUTTER TRASH! I know why, too. They're holding me back, because they cant STAND the sight of me backstage. They can't STAND the fact that I'm more talented than half the main eventers. I'm not the right guy for the job, and I can't get a main event match because they don't want their company beign represented by a scrub like me! Well, it looks like I'm back to square one. I have to prove myself all over again, and decimate all the competition. WATCH... As Brian Mandela become the first one to be trampled on my path of destruction."

    Nick walks towards the ropes and stares at Mandela.

    "Watch as I BREAK HIS ARMS, AND HIS LEGS, AND HIS FINGERS, AND HIS HEAD! Watch... as I defeat him, and begin the revival of my career."

    Nick drops the mic and stares at Mandela, waiting for him to come down to the ring.

    OOC: @Dat Kid or anyone else open voting?
     
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  15. (LAST PROMO)

    HAHA! You trying to make me look like an ass and you are just making yourself looking more like an accident then a car wreck on the highway!

    *Crowd Laughs*

    I don't want these piglets to notice me! i hate these tubs of fat fuck, which by the way is the opposite of your whore mom! I want YOU and All these "Champions" to respect me because i'm the best on the mic and i'm most certainly not a jobber like your scrawny, homo ass Which just proved to be right! Going from MAIN EVENT to fighting a new comer!, HAHA how much more do i have to say it! YOU'RE The past you homo!

    I don't cut myself because i feel bad about my self or because my mommy says she doesn't like me *He says with a :cry: expression*
    I do it to save your soul! i do it to let the demons out and save me for my grace! Speaking of Grace! it's one thing you will never have, because you may think i'm a moron but it goes to show a moron can outsmart an idiot! I'm not a has been and don't on planning to become one! I've gone through thick and thin in my life to get to where i am! and i am not going to let some has been, washed up old homo take my spot on the rise and if you even say i'm faking this again *Looking at a fan and at nick* i will literally get this gun out and shoot all of your brain's out! I'm not a man out here because he want's to be friends with higher ups, Nick-O Dick!"
    I'm a man on a mission!

    *He starts walking down from the stage after his shoot promo and the heckling fan through's his drink at him, Brian snaps and oulls the fan over and beats his face in he rips his teeth out drinking the blood!*​
     
  16. Voting has been open for 20 minutes bro, and you couldn't have missed my OOC post, it was in my promo post.
     
  17. OOC: DAAMMN! 3 to 0

    i wonder how many read all the promos? lol

    Cuz i usually vote off of first impressions, haha
     
  18. i was typing and saw it, and voting can be open while the final promo is written, no biggy.
     
  19. @Delik when did this become a rule?
     
  20. I was typing while it said promo not voting btw.