Duggan challenges Ben Dover in Dark Match (Expects Nukem to watch)

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by C.M. Shaddix, Aug 21, 2013.

  1. *Backstage, Dexx on camera, some cheers*
    Gday... now if you previously saw on the highlight reel, you would of saw me kick the ass of Duke Nukem, now that was just easy work Dukey, hard shots on you would be throwing you into the Jeritron. But I wanna make sure you can make it to Uprising, but since I believe those were cheap shots from me, I need to stand my ground by beating the crap out of someone else. Now if you all saw what happened between me and that idiot porn star wannabe Ben Dover, he by far would make a brilliant example for a warm up opponent. So therefore I'm challenging TheOvalhead to a Dark Match under any stipulation. Dukey mate, I expect you to watch as I show what I make out of The Cure's self proclaimed "Eye Candy", "Brazzer Star", or, hang on this one makes no sense "MMA Specialist". Yeah... watch what will happen Nukem, this will give you a little taste on what will come at Uprising.
    *Camera fades*
    OOC-Alright TheOvalhead you up to it?
     
  2. *Duke is sitting at the local strip club smoking a cigar when he notices IWT's house show comes on the TV*
    HAHA this match is going to be brilliant i hope they kick the crap out of each other maybe i will even make an appearance who knows *stands up and you can see his new t shirt with a picture of kangaroo jack being crucified on it*
     
  3. *Ben Dover appears on satellite in a club with Barney Stinson*

    Ben: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? I can'I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS LOUD TECHNO MUSIC AND WOMEN HAVE ORGASMS BECAUSE THEY'RE LOOKING AT MY FACE!
    CAN SOMEONE TURN THAT MOTHERFUCKING TUNE OFF FOR A GODDAMN MINUTE??

    *Music cuts off*

    I assume you just asked me to become you're sex tutor so you can get laid??

    But in case the loud music has caused me to mishear you and you're addressing me humiliating you in front of CURE Wrestling Titles universe; I might aswell discuss. I feel as though we have reached the point in our arguement where our mouths must be substituted with our fists, and our feet, and ANYTHING THAT CAN SEVERLY HURT YOU!

    Soooo.. IWT Uprising; let's throw down; can't wait, it's a shame that I will have piss-easy first win, but I suppose it makes sense to beat goldfish before I face the sharks!
     
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  4. OOC: I'm already in a match at Uprsing with Louis, I said make this a Dark Match
     
  5. OOC: i thought that much was obvious with the name of the thread an all Dat Chocolate From Jersey
     
  6. You guys in a match now?
     
  7. No you booked us against each other at uprising look at your office thread lol.
     
  8. I sure did :haha:
     
  9. #9 Gav in da BPL!, Aug 22, 2013
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  10. OOC there are matches before uprising for the IWT tourney Dat Chocolate From Jersey might be down to call it a house show, a dark match or two might make sense.
     
  11. No, but we want you to make one, Oval accepted and to be clear it's a dark match like RKO vs. Adam, Me vs. Oval