The crowd pops as Nick walks into the scene, tables filled with IWT merchandise all over the room. "Cut my music! DX has been known as many things over the years. Best wrestlers, best looking, but did you also know we are the best salesmen in the IWT? IWT's marketing team can't even compete with us! DX can also stand for... umm Da best salesmen-X! Fuck it I'm hammered right now and we've got a WHOLE LOT of shit to get sold right now so let's go!" Nick walks over to the table and picks up a DX shirt. It's green and black and says "You make the rules and we break em" on the front and says "SUCK IT" on the back. "Now look at this, beautiful piece of work. You put this on you - you're getting that girl you've always wanted because this shirt will help you become a chick magnet! It's fucking green! C'mon man! Oh, and look at this!" Nick reaches over and grabs a beanie. "It's starting to get real cold out there, so pick up some chicks in the DX beanie!" Nick then grabs an Aids Johnson shirt that reads "The Champ is Here" "Now, look at this piece of trash! We've got the Aids Johnson shirt! C'mon, you expect me to sell this? Don't worry, it's salvageable." Nick pulls out a can of green spray paint and sprays "SUCK IT" over the letters. "Now look at this here! Now you can wear this wherever you want and not look like a tool. Oh, speaking of tools, look at this terrible FTJ shirt!" Nick grabs the FTJ shirt and lights it on fire. "If you even thought about buying that piece of trash, stop what you're doing and go get help. My friend, you need one of these-" As Nick goes to pick something up else up, a producer walks in and tells him that he has to stop. Producer: You have to make the people actually want to buy the product. Nick nods. "Look at this here! It's a lunchbox! It's got a little Adam Aries on it! How about this, it looks fine and all, but it could be better if I just-" Nick sprays DX all over it and holds it up. "Oh, and promo code, "SUCKIT" see it on the bottom of your screen? Enter it and EVERYTHING is free! No twists no nothing!" The producer walks back and Nick socks him right in the face. "Look at all this! Dazzling Chavs skateboard? Lemme spray some SUCKIT on there and bam! Buy it buy buy it!" New Producer: Hey, the next truckload of Jonathan merchandise is here... "Well fuck. @Trip in the Head take it from here my friend!"