Opening vid package is Kane/DB/AJ. I hate this fucking storyline so much. Oh look it's soap opera AJ. Pardon me while I don't give a fuck. Fast forwarding. __________ Big Show vs Brodus being advertised. Cena will 'make history'. Not looking promising. __________ Vickie, annoying as ever. diaf you sexy bitch. Tons o Heat. Dem thighs. __________ 3 way elimination huh. D-Bry, not bad. Lemme fast forward his annoying ass entrance. Kane. Lemme fast forward his annoying ass entrance. CM Punk. Are you serious? This is some 2010 level TNA shit. Way to undercut the shit out of your last PPV WWE, you retards. CBA about this match TBF. ::Fast forwards to finish:: Oh look, it's AJ, shocking. Oh look, I still have zero fucks to give. Punk is hell bent on breaking his back GTS'ing guys he has no business doing it to. Looked like shit as well. D-Bry kicks him and wins. Okay, non-title match, who cares? Match accomplished nothing. D-Bry with 20 straight yesses. Piss off. __________ ADR schmoozing Vickie. Nice. Dolph shows up. Officially marking. 10/10 segment. Ziggler has so much goddamn charisma. He delivers his lines flawlessly. He is just money at everything. Ziggler vs ADR, winner jobs to Sheamus Friday. Should be a helluva match anyway. "Are these for me"- lmfao, Ziggler you boss. ::smashes vase:: erfect: Great segment. __________ Brodus job-a-thon to Show. No expectations for this match. I hate oversized wrestler A vs oversized wrestler B matches. Boring already. Clay rolling around and Big Show lumbering towards him. lmao, that's it? What a finish. 5 months of build for Brodus flushed down the Big Show drain. Amazing. Truly amazing booking. __________ Cena make a wish. Amazing. Zooming through this Raw in record time __________ Bob Barker bullshit. :Continues fast forwarding. __________ Big Show didn't bury Clay enough in the match, he goes all on him during the commercial. Outstanding WWE. you rule __________ Recaps of HHH. Beautiful __________ Lesnar next week. Finally __________ Kane/AJ. Fast forward __________ Swagger vs Santino in an actual title match. Swagger burial soon to be complete? Indeed it is. Fuck Santino __________ Cena time. What a shit show this is. Just by his tone of voice I already know this will be horseshit. Stars Wars reference. Jericho. Okay. So Jericho and Cena will be in the MiTB match? GG Dolph, you just got F'd in the A. "You want to do something fun? Go in a bouncey house" - okay, that was hilarious. Thunder Thighs is back. Sup baby. Kane, Big Show, Jericho, Cena? Worst MiTB match of all time. Looks like DZ is going to be winning the WHC MiTB match instead. I'm guessing Mysterio will be put in that match as well? Who else is a former WWE Champ? Jericho vs Cena. Err. okay. I guess __________ One Man Bang. Aight. I like where this is going. Who will he be buried by tonight? SID VICIOUS. OH. SHIT. MARKING. MARKING. MARKING. YES. DIDN'T SEE THIS SHIT COMING. FUCKIN DOPE. SYCHO SID. WHOOP WHOOP. AWESOME. CAPS LOCK. CURSE WORDS. EXCITEMENT. Damn, Sid looks great, yes homo. I doubt this return will be topped before the thousandth ep. __________ Contract on a pole match? WWE secretly rehired Russo, this confirms it. ADR's entrance. Pants tent pitched. I definitely think ADR will win this shit, and if not I'll just go back and delete this before I post the message . Enough of DZ jobbing to Sheamus ffs. No Vickie ringside for Zigg, what a refreshing site. No massive face pop for him though . HOW DAMN GOOD AM I?. Okay, there are my Ziggler chants . These two need a proper feud. My two faves in the WWE tbh <3. More Ziggler chants. HOW DAMN OVER AM I? Samoan Drop off the ropes. Sick. These two could put on 5 star classics at a PPV. Not really a fan of this on a pole gimmick. Lame finishing sequence, and now Sheamus. . Triple threat? wtf. Just dumb booking. __________ AJ Punk. I'm watching that . I'm lying, I skipped it. __________ Oh shit. Bitches in bikinis. Fap fap fap fap fap . Layla. omg. Aksana. Gat damn. Even Natalya looking nice. Beth oh my. Vickie... not the most flattering suit you got there. Keep the cam on Layla's arse plz. Please marry me Layla. AJ winning was obv. She looked pretty hot I gotta admit. She will probably wind up taking Layla's belt since she has become so beloved by everyone that isn't me. __________ Cena/Jericho. Something needs to happen here or this was just a boring and meaningless Raw. Oh God. Big Show coming out is NOT what I had in mind. this show just went from a 1.5 to a .5. __________ Rating: 0.5 The good: Ziggler/Vickie/ADR segment SYCHO SID The Bad: Big Show Sheamus Cena Punk/AJ/Kane/Bryan Basically everything that wasn't involving DZ or Sid.