Voting EC Qualifier - Senhor Perfect vs Anonymous

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Jonathan, Feb 6, 2014.


Who's your winner?

Poll closed Feb 8, 2014.
  1. Senhor Perfect

  2. Danielson

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  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...
    the winner of the match will be entered into the
    World Heavyweight Title Elimination Chamber match!

    Senhor Perfect(@Senhor Perfect) vs Anonymous(@Danielson)​

    The rules are as follows:
    -No interuptions, only competitors can post here
    -Pictures, videos, livestream etc. are all banned, apart from titantron entrances.
    -Promos will last for 24 hours after the 1st promo is posted,
    and there is no limit on the amount of promos you can cut.
    -Voting will then last for 24 hours after the last promo is posted.

    Voting for yourself will result in instant disqualification and suspension,
    no questions asked.

    Please do not post OOC until promos are finished. If you need to address someone please do it via PM.
    However, posts that are kayfabe like watching the match from backstage are OK. Anything else will be deleted.


  2. OOC: sorry about this. but shit is about to go down!

  3. *Senhor walks down the ramp to a mix of cheers and boos. He spits his gum out, slaps it out of mid air and lands it perfectly into the beer of a fan in an Aids Johnson T-shirt*

    Danielson, Danielson, Danielson.

    He we are buddy, a day that most of these slobbering idiots have been asking for forever. Senhor vs Danielson, friend vs friend? Former partner vs former partner? Does it even matter? To those of you that don't know, let me share a bit of history with you.

    Danny, can I call you Danny? Well I'm going to anyway. Danny and I broke into this company at its inception. Early on we became tag team champs, the "Perfect Dragons". Then, just before Wrestlemania, Danny took his ball and went home. I basically had to defend those titles alone against kid and Parker after defending my IC title and before defending my IWT title. Yep, I lost two of those three that night, thanks Danny.

    Then a little group called anonymous showed up. At first there was one member, then two, then three. Who could those people be? I think we all knew who the first was, but I'm here to drop the bomb on who the other two were. The one in pink was none other than our resident psycho bitch Vicky Parker! Finally, the studly one in blue was obviously yours truly! The most eloquent and well spoken one of the bunch. We could see that Brita was losing her shit and wanted to take over before Jonathan could take over. However, when we were about to reveal ourselves, Danny took his ball and went home.

    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. I've seen you come and go at least another couple of times since then. I could stand here and offer you my hand and let bygones by bygones, but I'm done looking out for you. As usual, the powers that be are trying to keep me down by having me go for a second rate world title held by another quitter. I honestly don't know which one of you has quit and come back more.

    If by some miracle you are able to beat me here tonight, how long will it be before you take your ball and go home yet again?
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  4. #4 Danielson, Feb 6, 2014
    Last edited: Feb 6, 2014
    *Anonymous' Titantron*

    Congratulations Senhor, you know my real name. Let me first start off by saying that you need to stop living in the past, and I know it's hard for a guy like you. Someone whose best days are behind him, so he clings to it, always trying to recapture that moment in time, and ultimately realizes that everyone has caught on to his little game. What I find humorous is that suddenly you're not okay with second rate titles. This is the same guy that had the longest IC run in IWT history. If that's not standing by idly content with mediocrity, I don't know what is.

    Sure, you had your run as the top guy, and it was short lived.

    Let's fast track to the here and now. You note that I've taken my ball and went home, meanwhile you are at your wits end trying to start up another promotion, which is a slightly bigger success than the trash company I left I.W.T. for. I'm not going to sit here and pretend I haven't made mistakes. I've never been one to dwell on the past, and each and every time I left, I had a valid excuse. The huge difference between you and I is, that when I don't agree with something, I don't feel the need to take it. You piss and moan until you get your way, until everything is Puuuuuuuuurfect for you hombre. So, at the end of the day, there isn't such a difference between you and I. BUT! The one major difference is you do have more title reigns, have won more matches, and have put together what I deem a solid career thus far. It appears as though you're not content with that though, and you're tired of fighting for "second rate titles." If that's the case, why are you here? This isn't the typical Senhor Purrrfect I know. The Senhor Perfect I know stands up against it. Now look at you, you're fighting in a match in which you have no desire to be in.

    Senhor, you were in Anonymous, and if I remember correctly, YOU sought ME out to be in. So,to claim I lack any sort of cohesion in my dialogue is slightly disrespectful. You wanted the mask, you wanted to be apart of something bigger than the I.W.T. I commend you for that, but the person you have become is beyond saving. You clearly lost your spine, along with your IC title.

    Listen, if you want to go through the motions, so be it. I can tell you don't want to be here, since it took you several weeks to even agree to terms on the contract for this match. The only real thing you have against me is that I always left YOU. It appears as though the real issue you have is against the management here at I.W.T though. Let me be the first to say, fuck them, and all they've put me through. I am happy to to be here now, and more than willing to be the proud WHC here at IWT.
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  5. "Anonymous is [bleep] awesome!!" A fan yells.
  6. You're 100% right. It was my fault believing anyone else could have the focus, desire, and passion for this business that I do. I put my faith in people, my greatest folly. I should know that associating myself with anyone that isn't me is a huge step down. There's only one true specimen of perfection and you're staring into his baby blues right now!

    As for PWGP, it's funny how that it's such a second rate company that everyone, including yourself can't keep it out of your mouth. The funnier part is this:

    *Senhor pulls a contract out of his pocket*

    A PWGP contract signed by you. Even you can't deny what the future is, and that's PWGP. Where I'm the boss, I rely on no one but myself. I've learned my lessons, but you've never learned yours.

    The truth is you keep quitting cause you know you're not good enough to hang with the upper echelon of talent. You hope that you're gone long enough that someone may come in and be worse than you. Still hasn't happened has it.

    You say I don't want to be here. Not entirely true. I don't want to be here going up against a quitter who never really amounted to anything. You've been begging for a match for weeks. The reason no one took you up on your offer is that no one likes to waste their time with a glorified jobber.

    Now do us all a favour, lay down and let me cover you for a quick three. I really don't think it's worth taking off this suit that's worth more than your yearly salary to beat you in two minutes and put it right back on.
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  7. *Stares into Senhor's supposed baby blue eyes*

    I can see many things when I look in your eyes, none of which I'd deem perfection by any means

    *Grabs Contract* This thing is too funny to resist. Yes, I signed for your company, but one second in the place and I already thought I was going to off myself. Ladies and gentleman, if you want to watch a completely scripted show, head on over to PWGP, where you are for certain to be disappointed.

    *Rips up contract*

    Now you go on to talk about your assumptions on why I left. How I am not good enough for the supposed upper echelon of talent. Hum Bug that Senhor, seriously. I can't even begin tell you my frustrations within this company, and how many times I pleaded for any sort of a match. Who are you to decide who is good and who isn't anyways? To be brutally honest with you, you never impressed me. Sure, at the start you were good, but you started to win your matches out of novelty. Everything was PURRRRRRFectly set up to suit you, of course, you wouldn't have it any other way.

    You know what is going to be really funny? When I beat you in the middle of this ring, and you come to the fast realization that you are now no better than me, or anyone else in I.W.T. I'm paving the way for the superstars in the back who want so badly to be involved, but guys like you say "You're a glorfied jobber" "You amount to nothing"

    Sleep on me all you want Senhor. I'm assuming you have one last thing you want to say to me, so before this begins I'll give you one more chance to convince these people why you are better than me. Let's stop talking about the past, let's start talking about the here and now. I don't need another history lesson,
  8. I was done talking about the past. It's obvious you don't have to capacity to change or re-invent yourself. Whereas I have had to go through the best of the best constantly evolving and getting better. All the while you sat at home twiddling your thumbs and becoming, if I may use your term, "softer than baby shit". You're not a threat anymore. you're not that young, hungry talent that broke in with me. You're best suited to your feud with unknown. I don't know which one of you is more indecisive.

    I'm in the best shape of my life. My estate in London has a state of the art training facility. During the first PWGP tour I spent all of my time off training for my IWT return. I am the enemy of complacency! I'm not going to rest until I'm at the top of IWT once again! I am the triple threat, the most decorated athlete in IWT history and I'm going to go through you like a katana through a spinal cord. I'm about to teach you your final lesson Danny! you can't beat Perfection!!!!

    Now that's perfect!

    OOC: going to bed now, that was my last one. Good luck and good match Danny. I'll read your last promo in the morning I guess.
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  9. I don't have the capacity to change or re-invent myself? Jeeze, you being the history buff you are, I'd expect you to know a little bit more about me. I've been woodwarrior, danielson, and the leader of Anon. I'm not sure how many more times I can "Re-invent" myself. I'm guessing the only way I get your approval, is if I became your clone. Jeeze, tough guy to impress.

    Congratulations Senhor, That was real clever of you, using my own catchphrase on me. For someone that says he's" constantly evolving" and" getting better," i'd expect you to at least come up with your own insult. I'm available 4 hours a day, 3 days a week, if you ever need any help with them.


    Best shape of your life huh?

    *Smacks Senhors ass*
    Boy oh boy, I think Octomom has less cellulite than that perfect.

    All Jokes aside, Senhor I've been waiting for this moment since I returned to I.W.T. The mini-feud I had with Unknown was preparing me for this opportunity. This is something I want now more than ever, and I'm not sure how I'd handle a loss. You might see a side out of me that you never seen

    *Looks at camera*
    You guys wouldn't mind seeing any side of me though, would ya* **Winks**

    At the end of this match, one thing will be for certain. Win or lose, you will respect me. You will never belittle my abilities again, because I brought it tonight. I proclaim, Feburary 7th, 2014, the day I began my journey to the top of I.W.T. This is the first time I've devoted myself fully to this company, but I know no one wants to hear this cry baby garbage.

    What they want to see is me smearing your blood on my face, like the WARRIOR I am.

    OOC: Good match Senhor, best of luck to you my friend.
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  10. OOC: set up the voting @Jonathan we're done
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  11. Bumpity bump bump
  12. Disappointed in the lack of votes for this... your winner by 6 votes to 4... @Danielson!
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  14. Can you even read?

  15. Absolute idiot
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  16. I know buddy, these peasants don't know true greats like us when they see it.
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