European Title Match - From vs Baraa

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Dat Kid, Jan 9, 2013.

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  1. From

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  2. Baraa

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  1. This is all kayfabe, don't take these promos seriously.

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    "The following promo battle is scheduled for three rounds & is for the European Championship!"

    "Introducing the challenger from... *reads WWEF profile* Jordan? Like Michael Jordan? You made that place up! I'm billing you from Parts Unknown. From Parts Unknown, @Baraa "

    "And his opponent, from the 2nd worst city in New Jersey. He is the reigning European Champion! From!"

    From's opening promo
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    So a member from my own Wolfpac thinks he can take the title away from me? There's a reason I call the shots in the group & it's the same reason why I have the European title. It's because I HAVE NO LIFE! That makes me better than you. All I do is wake up, post on the forums, beat on my penis like it owes me money (to japanese octopus tentacle rape porn) and go on xbox to :fap: at Britanica's low gamerscore. Yeah I said it, Britanica's gamerscore is pathetic, I can get that amount in a month. The reason I hold this belt is because I am better than everyone outside of America's borders and because of that it is my burden to take what you are undeserving of. Europeans don't understand the concept of owning championships, they barely understand the concept of toothpaste. The same goes for you Baraa. I think you're to familiar with Pipebomb, because this leader is no idiot, so back down now before the alpha male of the pack, makes you back down.


    Baraa's opening promo
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    Alright, I just woke up and saw I have been given a title shot at the European Championship, I laughed at the champ's promo, I laughed so hard.

    Not because of how funny it was, NO but because of how much your General Knowledge is poor, so poor.

    We don't need no champ who doesn't know that Jordan is in Asia, we need a great educationed champ.

    You say you have no life, you DO have a life, at least bigger than mine, in fact everything you have is bigger than mine - except of whats under your underwear - , and the big proof that you do have a bigger life than mine is that I agreed to join your stupid group that is pointless as f**k.

    And hay hay hay, stop kissing Britta, Daniel, Perfect and LD'S asses asking them to vote for you, because even if they do pity you and vote for you bossy boy, that won't save you from my wrath.


    From's rebuttal
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    Let me start by saying the location of lesser countries is not general knowledge. No one cares about Jordan. People around the world care about 1 country and 1 country only, 'MERICA! Anyone from another country holding this title, it becomes just that, a title. When this title is on an American like myself, it's more than that, it's relevant. The eurofags are ecstatic that I am their champion. Never in the history of Europe has their been a greater leader. Maybe one day the people of that place will be good enough to clean my house like the Mexicans do now. Hell, maybe if you put in a good show Baraa, I might let you scrub my toilet. By the way I don't got to kiss ass to get votes, these people have sense enough to know that I am the superior competitor. You're just a jobber, a mere spec of dust on my path of superiority.


    Baraa's rebuttal
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    You keep talking about Europe, Eurofags? LOL
    You can insult them all you want, I don't care , you know why? Because I'm Asian not European.

    I'm so sure though that European people would want an Asian to lead them, not an American.

    And lol at you saying that only America matters, you Americans can't even speak a proper English FFS.

    What do you call Real Madrid VS Barcelona? A SOCCER MATCH? LMAO

    And you know what, after I beat your butt you won't even need someone to scrub your toilet as your ass won't even be able to shit.

    Sorry bossy boy, but truth hurts.


    From's Closing Statement
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    Asian, European, doesn't matter? You all same the share vicinity of inferiority. You say Americans can't speak proper English, but I'm blowing you out in this battle as we speak. Our way of speaking doesn't even matter. What's the sense of speaking a language properly if you run around on dirt roads all day. I'm an American, my streets are paved with gold and blood and sweat of the hard working Americans who made it possible for me to stand here and say that you my friend are inferior, know your place.

    It's typical for a non-American to bring soccer into an argument. Confronted by strange things you are unfamiliar with, so you hide behind the silly little commoner games. Did you think I would make some sort of dumb soccer reference to stoop to your level? :pity1:

    By the way I don't know what intentions you had with my ass, but it's not that type of party my friend.

    My name is From, I am the European champion, and the most dominant champion on the forums. You my friend, have just been squashed.


    Baraa's Closing Statement
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    You Americans will always see it this way, you will always look in the mirror and think that the whole world is about you, well guess what bossy boy, IT'S NOT.

    And you want to know what interests me about your ass?
    Don't worry I'm not gay, and even if I was I won't even think about a one-butted ass...
    What interests me about it is how far it's gonna fly when I kick it, I'm afraid that it won't make from America to Europe as I want it to be a message to the European people from their new champion.

    My name is Baraa, the next champion of Europe and the man who will be known as the person who sent From's butt flying all the way from America to Europe.


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  2. Jordan is in Egypt. :pity:
     
  3. Well aware, I was making a funny
     
  4. :upset:
    Well, in your last sentence you spelled "you're" wrong.
     
  5. I have no idea what you're talking about :troll:
     
  6. *too

    :umad:
     
  7. But I have over 10,000 :downer:
     
  8. Over 10,000! :vegeta:

    Lol I was just being a heel. You're a good gamer
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    you would be so much better if you had a penis
     
  9. *You're :nope:
     
  10. Its true! :sad: :upset:
     
  11. FAIL! :angry:
     
  12. In which world? :hmm:
     
  13. PENIS :angry: :mad:
     
  14. :shock: :eww:
    Going to stop commenting cause I'm ruining From's thread. :pity1:
     
  15. Baraa never went. :sad:
     
  16. It's all Kayfabe, you know I love you, From :otunga:

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    Alright, I just woke up and saw I have been given a title shot at the European Championship, I laughed at the champ's promo, I laughed so hard.

    Not because of how funny it was, NO but because of how much your General Knowledge is poor, so poor.

    We don't need no champ who doesn't know that Jordan is in Asia, we need a great educationed champ.

    You say you have no life, you DO have a life, at least bigger than mine, in fact everything you have is bigger than mine - except of whats under your underwear - , and the big proof that you do have a bigger life than mine is that I agreed to join your stupid group that is pointless as f**k.

    And hay hay hay, stop kissing Britta, Daniel, Perfect and LD'S asses asking them to vote for you, because even if they do pity you and vote for you bossy boy, that won't save you from my wrath.


    It's all Kayfabe, you know I love you, From :otunga:
    Tell me if It's too much for you to handle :pity:
     
  17. EDIT - I failed at this post
     
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