Movies Explain a film plot badly!

Discussion in 'Gaming & Media' started by C.M. Shaddix, Dec 18, 2015.

  1. I looked up and down all around no threads for this, i've gotten real bored lately so this killed a lot of time doing this shit: *Don't post something about The Force Awakens yet!!, I need to see it!!!*

    Ones I Made or found on the Internet (open)

    Dumb and Dumber To
    - Guy pranks best friend for 20 years, his friend retaliates

    The Last Airbender
    - Kids try to do one of Nickelodeon's best show's 1st season in real life, they fail miserably

    Transformers: Age of Extinction
    - Micheal Bay sends robots out to blow stuff for a 4th time

    Star Wars: A New Hope
    -Boy blows up bad guy's space station, the plot twist is it belonged to his dad

    Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
    - Dad reunites with long lost son, tries to get him to take over the family business
    - Frog teaches kid magic to kill his father

    The Santa Clause
    - Man scares old guy during his job and accidentally kills him, takes his job

    Predator
    - Foreigner hunts natives as the natives try to escape

    The Great Gatsby
    - Rich guy take blame when ex-girlfriend kills someone, it was a bad idea

    Iron Man
    - Second in command wants to be boss, so they fight each other in cool metal suits, boss wins

    Iron Man 2
    - Colonel proves that facial reconstruction is good enough for rich genious to give him a cool ass suit

    Iron Man 3
    - Man makes headway for a universal disability cure, Rich Genious so shocked by this he destroys all his metal suits

    Avengers: The Age of Ultron
    - Rich Genious and Steriod Addict Genious realize why we should all watch the Terminator movies

    The Incredible Hulk
    - Man addicted to steroids takes a shot so bad he turns into a big muscular version of Shrek

    Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
    - 5 midgets, a wizard, 2 men and an immortal archer begin a very long walk to return an unwanted piece of jewelery

    Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
    - 2 midgets continue the walk to return the piece of jewelry while their friends go on to have more fun than them

    Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
    - 2 midgets develop gay personalities as they finally return the unwanted jewelry, meanwhile their friends still have more fun than them, but everyone has a good laugh in the end

    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
    - A midget with a foot disorder is recruited by another cult of midgets with beards and a wizard to go steal a rock

    The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug
    - Midgets go check to see if a dragon is still residing in their old house, "...Yep! Still There!"

    The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies
    - Bearded Midget King gets his house back, only for him to die 2 days later along with his 2 nephews





     
  2. Elf
    - Grown man runs around New York dressed as an elf who has the mind of an 8 year old; The New Girl falls in love with said 8 year old adult.
     
  3. Cop chases a bus that cannot slow down even though he has a car maybe his car is out of petrol .He must get on that bus in order to do this,if not some evil dude makes some shit get real and blows stuff up. Cop also gets boner from female passenger and wants to make whoopee with her- speed
     
  4. Shrek -
    A green guy hates blind mice and saves a women from an oversized bird, and they make love. Their only friend is an undersized horse.
     
  5. Don't forget that said evil guy is a genius technically, but gets bamboozled over a replaying video clip.
     
  6. Green Mile -
    Big black guy doesn't like the dark.
     
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  7. X-Men
    Dude with magnets kidnaps a girl
     
  8. Leon: The Professional -
    Small girl wants to fuck a bad ass. But also wants to kill people.
     
  9. Now we can give these out:
    Star Wars Episode VII - The Force Awakens
    Smuggler's son goes through such a bad emo phase that he ends up killing him
     
  10. Back to the future 1
    Michael J Fox barely avoids incest
     
  11. Die Hard - Terrorists pretending to still be terrorists so they can pull off a robbery are thwarted by a cop who just happens to be caught in the middle of their convoluted heist.

    Scream - Two teenagers' idea of creating their own real-life horror movie entails running around killing people while dressed in a Halloween costume that couldn't scare a child.

    Natural Born Killers - Two mentally warped adults fall in love, kill people, get caught, escape, and then decide to live the rest of their lives peacefully raising a family instead of murdering others.
     
  12. Slither- lot of gross gore imagery
     
  13. Pretty Woman

    - The glamorous life of a prostitute meets the charming fairy tale of Cinderella.
     
  14. The story of two men sharing quality time over a series of problem solving riddles and games.

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  15. Star Wars Episode VI

    One handed man saves woman from intergalactic worm and murders hundreds of construction workers lives.
     
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  17. X-men Origins Wolverine
    -Man goes on an adventure, only to forget everything

    The Wolverine
    -Man goes to Japan to see an old friend, old friend tries to kill him
     
  18. Green Lantern
    -DC fucks up universe launch to compete with Marvel, they should of realized it when they gave Deadpool the ring

    Deadpool
    - Just Deadpool, nuff said
     
  19. Italian man drives taxi round New York on night shift, gets angry a lot. Cleans his taxi. Sits at home during the day a lot. Stares into his mirror and talks to himself.'gets a mohawrk and buys some guns. Goes trigger happy at a pimps place.

    Taxi driver
     
  20. In a world where you must eat as much pasta as possible and avoid all your doctor visits... One man.. err cat... Seeks to ruin lives.

    Garfield the Movie