Farooq's promos!

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by Harley Quinn, Jul 12, 2012.


  1. I am the ECW World heavyweight champion! I am SICK and TIRED of "sports entertainment" and shit. I demand for more wrestling here! I am the best world champion! The WWE, World Heavyweight, and even the WCW World Heavyweight champions are scared of me!

    You all don't know a DAMN thing about true wrestling! Wrestling is putting all you got into every match! Being a champion is a lifestyle, not a "game". Seabs, you're only the WWE champion because you did the Money in the Bank. You couldn't beat a real champion like me!

    The World Heavyweight champion is feeble, he'll lose his titles in a matter of days!! The same for you WCW World Champion, you are all fragile champions!! I am a real champion, I'm not afraid to put my title on the line! Hell, I was the first champion here!!

    Now i--




    :dafuq: Heath Slater? :bury:

    "Now listen here Farooq, you be talkin' about bein' a real champion? You'za fake! You cant rassle with the likes of the new people! You looks like a old beaver, the One Man Band is a real fighter!! I'z been rasslin' since I was a mere boi. If you think that you can even lay one fing--"

    *Farooq has had enough and kicked Heath in the stomach and hit him with the domniator!!*

    DAMN!!!! :bury: :serious: :finger:



    :cole: "Now why did he do that?!? Heath was just expressing the truth!!"

    :booker: "TELL ME YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!!! Farooq is a man! I'd let him screw my wife if his manhood wasn't so big!!!"

    :cole: "Yeah.....I guess you're right Booker....

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  2. My promo!

    lol decent promo. Go to @[Sackfist] for help on how to cream everyone else. We should go for tag team title though!
     
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  3. My promo!

    I :okay: Sackfist is better at that... and yes we should!!!
     
  4. My promo!

    Great promo, chief!
     
  5. My promo!

    This was decent, pick a better jobber next time though.
     
  6. My promo!

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    Slater makes everything greater :bury:
     
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  7. RE: My promo!

    Help how to cream everyone else? What do u mean @[Asskicker]?
     
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  8. My promo!

    Awesome. Made me laugh. :pP
     
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  9. RE: My promo!

    Uhhh FX writers, obviously we write promos like every week and you are like the best writer in the whole team :dawg:
     
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  10. Hilarious ;D :yay: :damn:
     
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