Forum Game - Screw WWE

Discussion in 'General WWE' started by Crayo, May 4, 2012.

  1. Each post, you add a scenario that would make WWE worse.

    For example:

    User X: "Push Khali"
    User Y: "Put him in a feud with Hornswoggle"
    User Z: "World Heavyweight Title match"
  2. Have Sheamus bury Daniel Bryan, CM Punk, Dolph Ziggler, Chris Jericho and Wade Barrett with one Brogue Kick.
  3. Noob. One action per line!! :p

    I'll start.

    - Put Dolph in tag-team with Khali
  4. Make Khali the mouthpiece for said tag team.
  5. Does mine count now? :otunga:
  6. :terry:

    Lolno :((

    - Put Khali & Dolph up against Lawler and Rhodes
  7. Tie this into a IC feud between Epico and Hornswoggle.

    6 man reverse battle royal between Khali, Rhodes, Epico, Hornswoggle, Lawler, and Ziggler for the IC title as well as both tag team championships.
  10. Khali wins, Kevin Nash attacks him after the match, feud ends with a three stages of hell (Ladder Match, Race around the ring, scaffold match) for all the straps.
  11. Nash tores a quad in every round, Khali forgets his spots and wins 3-0 over Nash.
  12. lol

    Khali cuts a promo at the beginning of Smackdown. Announces that Teddy Long is his new manager.
  13. Teddy comes out, they do the Teddy dance together and make out for not seeing each other for such a long time.

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  14. They get really into it and Teddy Long pulls Khali's pants down, Khali is grinning. :lebron:
  15. The sad thing is I could actually picture WWE doing a Teddy Long/Great Khali teddy shuffle segment. In fact if I wanted to waste the time I would venture to bet it's already happened and could be found on youtube.
  16. Teddy looks, is in :shock: and says: Hold on now playa, this is getting way too 'deep'. Khali gets mad and chops his ass.
  17. Vince in response. Moves the product to Antarctica
  18. Ok, so the story has ended? :facepalm:
  19. No. Khali and Teddy walk down the ice covered ramp and start the Khali kiss cam segment, but there is nobody in the audience because they are in Antarctica. So Khali and Teddy kiss again because the show must go on.
  20. The penguins start throwing chairs into the ring. Vince moves the entire show back to the states but leaves Khali and Teddy