Funny Pun Jokes

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by catlady, Jan 25, 2013.

  1. Tell some funny pun jokes!

    To a married man: Its such a great thing you married misses Right, to make you didn't know her first name was Always!
     
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  3. Is this missing a word somewhere, "to make you didn't know her first name was Always!"
     
  4. I was wondering the same thing :hmm:
     
  5. I meant bad... not made. :facepalm:
     
  6. Ohhhhhh, funny :nope:
     
  7. STOP MAKING FUN OF ME! :angry: :upset: :downer: :cry: :sad:
     
  8. Sorry I should be like a chicken and make better yolks, get it? :jeritroll:
     
  9. You're attempt at a humorous witticism is abortive at best. :sandow:
     
  10. I thought this was a pun thread :sad1:
     
  11. Sandow doesn't think stand up is your thing. :pity:
     
  12. He's right, I do my best work laying down, giggidy
     
  13. Cyanide & Happiness have plenty good ones, nice variants on it too since the joke isn't always just the pun itself.

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    Oh, and while I didn't come up with it, I've always been partial to, "I saw a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words."
     
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  14. Haha those are gold.
     
  15. 'Sorry we don't serve Neutrinos', a Neutrino walks into the bar.