Discussion in 'General WWE' started by Solidus, Jul 14, 2015.
A continuation of this thread by Crayo.
So I'll start...
Push Big Show
He goes over Brock at Summerslam.
Brock gets into a tantrum the next night and does that horrible scream he likes to do once he is angered.
He murders a @Nice Person
Triple H comes out and says that Lesnar is fired. He then goes on to talk about Big Show as champion, and ends up making Show vs. Adam Rose vs. the upstart Mojo Rawley in his very first main roster match at the next PPV. Mojo destroys both of them, wins the match with his version of the Rear End to Show, and is now known as the reigning WWE World Heavyweight Champion.
Mojo proceeds to beat CM punk's 434 days record
"Excuse me!" is then heard through the arena, which results in instant negative reaction.
They proceed to have their own live sex celebration without interference.
9 months later...
They give birth to a boot, as a nod to Mae Young.
Who then goes onto win the WWE WHC at Wrestlemania
After winning the WHC at mania, the boot decides to create a "sex change title" and then fights a sex changed john cena in all main events for the next 10 years.
Joan Cena is then given control of the Divas Division.
All matches end in orgasm.