Storyline gav the chav is a fake!

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by fungi, Sep 3, 2014.

  1. #1 fungi, Sep 3, 2014
    Last edited: Sep 3, 2014
    *fungi appears on the titantron*

    Fungi: so I hear gav wants a match with me little old fungi well you ask for it and you're gunna get it fungi looks forward to snapping that little precious jaw of yours in front of all these scumbags you call followers and not only that I look forward to exposing as the fraud you truly are

    *gav the chav chant breaks out*

    Go on chant for him chant all you want I bet none of you even know what a chav is? You don't have a fucking clue do you? Heres what some smartarse from Oxford say a chav is

    *fungi holds up an oxford dictionary and reads out the definition of a chav the crowd*

    'a young lower-class person typified by brash and loutish behaviour and the wearing of (real or imitation) designer clothes'

    Your Sat there thinking that sounds pretty accurate to me ain't you? You bunch of gullible twats its all a fucking lie just coz gav comes out here and calls every single person a cheeky **** does not make him a chav fungi sees right through his little act and its about to be exposed and come night of champions gav will be to embarrassed to show his little face around here after I fucking wreak him!

    *fungi drops the mic and walks away as the titantron fades*
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