Voting Gav the chav vs his parents.

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by seabs, Oct 9, 2013.

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  1. GAV THE CHAV

    37.5%
  2. THE OTHER GUY

    62.5%
  1. Ladies and Gentlemen this match up is scheduled for 2 promos with a 1 day voting allowance. Introducing first fighting out of a council estate in Sunderland gav the chav

    (Gav to start because I'm lazy.)
     
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  2. Crowd chants "Gav the Chav" progressively louder, waiting for their hero to come out and face the person responsible for giving him an opportunity at a career, and more importantly than that, life. The first and only woman since his 2nd stint in prison, Gav's Mum.
     
  3. *gavs music hit as he makes his way to the ring*

    (gav the chav) now then peeps right you see what it is right all week i've sat backstage listen to eric draven whine and bitch about people swearing and shit well gavs had enough you fucking little bellend who the fuck do you think you are? get off your high horse you utter little prat i'm fucking gav the chav you can't censor me i do what the fuck i want if i wanna call you a stupid **** i will call you a stupid **** will you fuck censor me

    you have the cheek to come out here and make a shit load of demands you cheeky little bastard why the fuck do you deserve a title shot what have you done these last few weeks to earn it? Absolutly fuck all mate i deserve it more its a fucking disgrace at least i've got a shot at the tag titles at bound for glory this month me and b.dazzle are gunna well and truly fuck shit up then just like i'm gunna fuck you up right now
     
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  4. *Eric Draven enters into the arena his pink lights blanket the arena.*

    ED: Brother, brother Gavin please sit... just sit with me.

    *Draven gestures to the mat before sitting cross legged.*

    ED: You always struck me as a struggling gent. You seem to seriously struggle with your emotion. Rage fuels you and makes you commit rash decisions. Brother Gavin sit and I'll discuss with you why I made the demands I did. I'll discuss how through the simple acts of yoga you too can relax your mind and fulfill your cortex of life. Young Gavin you'll love what I can show you next.
     
  5. (gav the chav) whoah what the fuck you doing? Put that little maggot dick away gav don't wanna see that Jonathan might fall for that but i certainly won't in fact that explains a lot gav understands now so if gav wants a title shot you simply let Jonathan suck you off Dat Kid From Jersey wouldn't of stood for this shit would he?

    You got one thing right i'll give you that yes gav is a very angry man now you sit down and listen and i'll tell you see when gav was younger and ruling the streets of middlesbrough with my main man Robbie Coletrain my mam well basically she was a whore you had to be one ugly bastard for her to turn you down she fucked anything that walked she never sold her body for me she did it for drugs the dirty little smackhead our front door was like a revolving door one would come in on would come out it weren't great some would regularly beat gav black and blue and what was the little whore doing whils't this happened you may ask? She just sat there laughing her tits off what sort of mother does that? I don't even know who my dad is coz of that dirty little tramp so there you have it you got your answer are you happy now
     
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  6. ED: Gavin stay calm we can tal.....

    *Suddenly a female voice is heard coming from backstage*

    The Voice : OUR GAV PLS JUST SHUT THE FUK UP.

    *The woman walks out into the ring she's screaming expletives at Gavin.*

    (Gav's mum) OI ERE U LIL SHIT. IVE FUCKING WORKED HARD TO GET WHERE I AM TODAY I MADE UR LITTLE BITCH ASS AND GAVE U MI DOLE MONEY EVERY WEEK. YOU REALLY WANT 2 SEE UR FUCKING DAD? WELL TURN AROUND.

    *Gav's mum points to Eric Draven*

    (Gav's mum) THERE'S YA FUCKING FAVER THERE'S THE MAN WHO FUCKIN WALKED OUT ON US LIKE WE WOZ NOFFIN TO SWEDEN WITH THAT WHORE.

    ED : I am in no way responsible for that thing.

    (Gav's mum) OI YES U ARE REMEMBER THAT ONE NIGHT AT THE CHIPPY, WHEN U WATCHED ME EAT THAT SAUSAGE? 9 MONTHS LATER LITTLE GAV CAME AND GOT ME ME CHILD BENEFIT.

    *Draven looks scared and begins to back away*

    (Gav's mum) NOW RUN U LIL BITCH RUN AGAIN....YOU AINT NO MAN. WAIT IM GONNA TWEET THIS #PROUDMOMMY #NOMAKEUP #DONTNEEDNOMANTOFILLMYHOLES. OI U LIL PRIK GAV CUM HERE LET'S HAVE AN INSTAGRAM PIC.

    *Gav's mum begins to stare into the camera and pout.*
     
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  7. Down there and up there shoot your load on the votes.
     
  8. Gav's Parents won due to.....Gav's Mother being a Strong Independent woman who needs no man.
     
  9. ooc this just turned into some jeremy kyle shit Seabs should we do our own jeremy kyle show one day
     
  10. I was thinking of a paternity test :haha:
     
  11. Haha we should give the whole roster a dna test
     
  12. Spoiler: Draven is not the Father.....
    It is Aids Johnson....Aids then destroys the set as he and Gav battle it before Gav's Mum knock them out....
     
  13. Spoiler Draven is Gav's mum.
     
  14. OMG I pissed myself when you talked about the chippy and the sausage XD
     
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  16. Oh shiiiit it's 5-3 @cray0Johnson u excited bro?
     
  17. 5-3 in favor of "the other guy" who is actually "Gav's mum."

    This has been a huge success so far, hilarious at the very worst, active at best.