Hello forums, want to play a little game? I figured we could use another little forum game, and after testing it out with Shadow I decided what the hell, let's play! The premise is simple. Make up a fact about the poster above you. For example: "Shadow once ate a ghost pepper, with paper cuts on his tongue". Rules are slack, but try and avoid to be outright insulting to each other. I trust you all to know were the line is and not to cross it. Other than that, hit me with your best shot.