Its that special time of year again... Where American's illegally blow off dangerous explosives in their backyards, while drunk... Some get caught, the ones who get away with it lose a thumb or two, or three (gentlemen). It's a joyful time of year... Another excuse to get drunk, to shoot bottle rockets off at your annoying neighbors car, to slap a lady... with a hotdog... so she can eat it. A time where every male over 28 suddenly thinks he is a grilling expert and catches his garages on fire... Where the fireworks are... You seen it coming. So to this, I bid you all a very, very, merry... Happy 4th of July! As for the rest of you not in the USA... You can all go suck on an American tit!