*Chip comes out to a generic heavy metal theme as he head bangs his way to the ring, having a shaved head it doesn't look very impressive* FUCK YEAH!!! It's Chip baby! So this is IWT huh? What's it stand for? I Want Tea or sumthin'? *snicker* In a case you didn't know I'm hilarious! I've got the best sense of Houmah. All these cocksuckahs are gonna see that I'm a sick fuckin puppy. *starts head banging and making guitar noises* I saw a guy named Aids Johnson in the back. Who's his father Herpes McGillicutty? *snicker* I also saw lord Ovalhead, I guess King Squareface was taken? *snicker* Anyway I think I've wet enough panties for one night, Chippah out!!!! * Chip tries to drop the mic in badass fashion only to have it bounce off of the mat and strike him in the groin* COCKSUCKAH!!!!!