Horny woman calls 911 and asks for sex

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by Just Kevin, Apr 30, 2014.

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    A Florida woman called police and then came onto the responding officer, asking him for sex.
    Maria Montanez-Colon, 58, was arrested for abusing the 911 system when she called police with a bogus story, and when an officer arrived she tried to have sex with him.
    The woman told police that she gave her late husband’s convertible to his son while she was drunk, and that she wants the car back. When officer Justin Davoult of the Punta Gorda Police Department arrived at the house, Montanez-Colon allegedly fondled him.

    She then asked the officer if he was married and allegedly proceeded to rub the officer’s chest. The woman then told Davoult that he was sexy and that she wanted to have sex with him because she didn’t have sex in years.
    However the officer wanted no part of it and left. Montanez-Colon then called 911 again and asked for another officer.
    When the dispatcher asked why she wanted another officer, she explained that the officer turned her down and that made her angry. Officers responded to Montanez-Colon’s home, but this time, they arrested her for misuse of 911.
    She was and booked into the Charlotte County Jail. Officers said that Montanez-Colon was intoxicated at the time of the incident.
     
  2. Can't blame the guy for turning that down tbh
     
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  3. Is this the chick from Family Guy? The maid?
     
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  4. She called for sex, not for pledge.
     
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  5. Serves her right I guess, should've called an escort.

    lmfao I thought that too
     
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  7. Damn you! You beat me haha
     
  8. Wonder what was actually going through her head when she was dialing.

    "Could be someone getting stabbed... but if i get laid, All will be well."
     
  9. Shes been to far too many stripper shows and seen the one dressed as the police guy thinking this must be extra cash after hard day chasing criminals then she see him away round the back with some recipient of his love meat and shes thought all police officers must be horny buggers.
     
  10. Should have sent a female officer. lololol
     
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  11. LOL.
     
  12. That's a woman?
     
  13. This is my aunt