I'm in love with my girlfriends mom?

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by Xanth, Dec 18, 2011.

  1. Hey guys, so let me try and make this short (even though it won't be) but please try and read through it so you understand where I'm coming from.

    At school I'm sort of the inbetween person, not popular, but not nerdy. Anyway, a new girl who's in my grade (Sophomore) is now in my math class, and let me tell you, she's fucking HOT.

    Her names Stacy and I thought I'd never even have eye contact with her. Anyway, the teacher sat her next to me and believe it or not, she actually talked to me. Over the days of talking/texting we've gotten really close, and the other day she invited me to her house just to hang out.

    When I got there she was waiting in a bikini, and DAMN she looked good. We went swimming in the pool and stuff and messed around (we are not dating yet though) and then it's time to go.

    When I get home of course she texts me saying she had a good time, and about 3 days later we got really close and I asked her out. Of course she said yes and now me and Stacy were dating. Everything was fine for about 2 weeks, until she invited me over to her house again for dinner with her parents.

    I agreed and that night got all dressed up to go to Stacy's house. When I got there she was waiting by the door and greeted me. We sat down, and no one was with us but me and her, after that her dad came to sit down and we were waiting for her mom to come home from her business trip. When she got there, I just stared.

    I know me and Stacy are dating, but DAMN
    Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on, she's all I want, and I've waited for so long, Stacy can't you see, you're just not the girl for me, I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's Mom.

    So yea, guys, any idea on what I should do?
     
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  2. Facepalm.
     

  3. She is a milf tbf.
     
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  4. Still prefer Jodie Marsh. ;)
     
  5. 10/10 for OP.

    @Seabs you're such a party-pooper.
     
  6. I used to well until this .. lol

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  7. Omg... you've potentially ruined my unnatural obsession with her! :O!! :(
     
  8. tl;dr.

    We all know scottich faggots on the Internet don't have girlfriends.
     
  9. Pretty true, I still have Crayo.
     
  10. Do I get a say Sky?
     
  11. Define a say.
     
  12. Find out if their relationship is good, if so you might end up in a threesome.
     
  13. dang bro. thats weird.jpg
     
  14. This is definitely Xanth's best post out of 10,087.
    I am aware this is old however every member of the forum needs to appreciate the greatness of this thread.
     
  15. Ancient thread is ancient.
     
  16. I knew this was going to be a fresh prince w/ Stacy's mom.

    I win. Plus I knew you would never have a GF
     
  17. I know the entire song lyrics to this, I can't really prove it on a forum but I do :jericho:
     
  18. Prove it
     
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    Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
    Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
    Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
    Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

    Stacy, can I come over after school? (after school)
    We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)
    Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
    Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)

    You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
    I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see

    Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
    She's all I want and I've waited for so long
    Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
    I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

    Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
    Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

    Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
    Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
    I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)
    And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there" (a spot over there)

    And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
    But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me

    Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
    She's all I want, and I've waited so long
    Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
    I know it might be wrong,
    but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

    Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
    She's all I want and I've waited for so long,
    Stacy can't you see your just not the girl for me,
    I know it might be wrong but oh oh
    (I know it might be wrong)
    I'm in love with (Stacy's mom oh oh)
    (Stacys mom oh oh)
    I'm in love with Stacy's mom



    Without using google, I promise :urm: