Storyline It's delivery, not a porno.

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Harley Quinn, Feb 25, 2014.

  1. The camera zooms in on Sir Lee's home. Someone knocks on the door. "DELIVERY!!!"
     
  2. In SWERVE, FTJ open door! He make a three finger sign at delvry guy and STUMMER HIM!!!!
     
  3. The masked man gets back up and knees FTJ in the stomach and shows him a ice cream truck outside of Sir Lee's home. "Look ice cream boy! Go get it!"
     
  4. *Lord Lee Tudor is watching Community with Donald Trump, they are eating Coco-Pops with honey*

    Lord Lee: You know Donald, I thought I would be real upset that I got buried in the chamber, but this is great!

    Donald Trump: You said it!

    *There is a knock on the door*

    Lord Lee; Get it Trump.

    *Donald Trump gets off the couch, he opens the door.*
     
  5. "Heyo, you guys ordered some tacos?" Masked Man says as he holds up to Taco 12 packs from Taco Bell.
     
  6. Donald Trump: Lord Lee, did you order Mexican food

    Lord Lee: I think so....

    Donald Trump: Well come here and sort this situation out, before Taco Bell loses profits!

    Lord Lee: Fine....Next I'll be wiping your old ass.

    *Lord Lee hesitantly gets off the couch and joins Trump at the door way*

    Lord Lee: So what's the charge dude?

    *Lord Lee gets his wallet out*
     
  7. "Yo momma!" The masked man says before taking his mask off and reveals that he's Farooq. He takes out a taco and smashes it on Donald Trumps head. "Now, who wants some chicken tacos you racist fuck?!?" Farooq says as he takes out three hard shell tacos with chicken in them.
     
  8. *Jwab is seen dancing in the background with a leopard skinned speedo*
     
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  9. *Donald Trump starts crying*
    Trump: What did I do to you young black gentlemen..... I liked Nelson Mandela in Shawshank Redemption!!

    *Lord Lee Tudor facepalms, looking at Trumps weeping on the floor in disgust*

    Lee Tudor: You again....Last time I saw you was the chamber......So....How's Taco Bell?..And you still haven't told ME THE PRICE!
     
  10. "IT'S $20.60!!!"
     
  11. *Kousaki is seen driving in the back with other figures. He notices the delivery man and Lord Lee Tutor*
    Kousaki: And they said I'm the one going nowhere.
     
  12. *Lord Lee snatches the tacos from Farooq and puts him inside his living room, he quickly comes back and gives Farooq the cash*

    Lord Lee: Thanks. And btw, when I said those things I said at the chamber that were racist.... I didn't mean it...I was just angry. But seriously, you look like Donald Glover from Community!
     
  13. Sir Lee answers the door and a guy wearing stripper clothes says....

    "Welcome to Jim's whore house, you got the dough we got the hos"

    and

    "Are you single and ready to make balls jingle"
     
  14. Suddenly Mandela wakes up from his wet dream.
     
  15. He asks his butler, is Sir Lee the IC champ?

    He turns around yes master..... *Sir Lee in the butler suit*
     
  16. *gets inside the Taco mobile and drives off with the money* "And you look like ???!"
     
  17. Lee Tudor: Well that was weird....

    Get up Donald you little bitch or we're going to miss American Dad!

    *Donald Trump is asleep on the floor*

    Lee Tudor: Come here you jackass!

    *Lee drags Donald back into the living room*

    Lee Tudor: WE MISSED IT! Well...... at least Smart Guy is on next...Good old fashioned black family fun!
     
  18. *a commercial plays on the TV*

    Hi I'm Farooq. I sell tacos. Tacos are awesome. Sir Lee sucks.

    *commercial ends*
     
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  19. *a commercial plays on the TV*

    Hi I'm Brian Mandela, and i like pizza, Sir Lee sucks

    *commercial ends*
     
  20. *Commercial plays*
    Lee Tudor: Hi, I like nothing in life and I suck!
    /commercial
     
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