Voting IWT BFG - Senhor Perfect vs Seabs

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Jonathan, Oct 14, 2013.


Who's your winner?

Poll closed Oct 16, 2013.
  1. Senhor Perfect

  2. Seabs

  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...
    and is for the Intercontinental Championship!

    The rules are as follows:
    -No interuptions, only competitors can post here​
    -Pictures, videos, livestream etc. are all banned, apart from titantron entrances.​
    -Promos will last for 24 hours after the 1st promo is posted, and there is a 2 promo per person limit.​
    -Voting will then last for 24 hours after the last promo is posted.​

    Voting for yourself will result in instant disqualification and suspension,
    no questions asked.
    Please do not post OOC until promos are finished. If you need to address someone please do it via PM.
    However, posts that are kayfabe like watching the match from backstage are OK. Anything else will be deleted.


    Seabs 1st Promo:
    Show Spoiler

    Senhor Perfect 1st Promo:
    Show Spoiler

    Seabs 2nd Promo:
    Show Spoiler

    Senhor Perfect 2nd Promo:
    Show Spoiler
  2. It'll be around 2 and a half hours. Pretending to work currently.
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  3. Understood
  4. OOC I'm here and I'm queer let the beard off commence.

    *Eric Draven's theme hits, he walks to the ring with the pink strobe lighting covering the arena.*

    ED: I'm here to help this program and that title

    *Draven points at the IC title graphic on the screen*

    ED: I'm here to save it from the filth and profanity thrust upon by one Senhor Perfect.

    *The crowd cheers for the mention of the old man*

    ED : The truth stares him in the face each and every night but he's conditioned...he's conditioned himself to believe that he's the moral one. He's convinced himself that his disgusting behavior is a standard. That it's the norm. Sure he's not the cause of all the filth that ruins this once grand company he's just the flea spreading the disease from the dead mutt.

    *The crowd begins to boo loudly.*

    ED: However never fear I have the REAL CURE

    *As Draven mentions the words "REAL CURE" he stares into the camera and emphasizes them.*

    ED : As for the IWT audience I only ask for one thing. Your continued support.

    *Draven bows as the crowd boos*
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  5. *Senhor appears at the top of the ramp with no music and stumbles down to the ring almost tripping over his own feet* know what Draven? Everything you say is Irrelevant. The forest spirits told me so....anonymously. I, as a woman am a great fighter and on par with all of the men here. It doesn't matter that I have a crippled leg, I'll still kick your ass. YOU FXUK SUXK! I'M REALLY IC CHAMPEN!!!!! And that's the bottom line if you smell what the Rock is cookin!

    *senhor then throws up over the ropes onto the run announcer*
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  6. 7 hours 31 until promos close!
  7. ED: This is the exact example I am talking about. I would ask he completes a sobriety test but I doubt he'd be capable of completing a regular alphabet. Brother let me place the hand of peace over you and fill your world with expensive wines and only the finest women. We'll connect with the earth, the sun, the moon and the Stopspot in a glorious combination of hair, bodies and cheese. I'll refrain from confrontation I'm not here to fight I'm here to pray and slay the demons covering this arena. Let's join hands, let's start a fire. I have a guitar brother let's sing with the wind until the arena closes and the people go home.
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  8. Senhor Perfect put the viagra away and pop your reading glasses on.
  9. Listen.....I dunno what's wrong here......

    *Senhor starts to sob*

    There are children dying in Africa man, and here we are fighting over potato chips?

    I should have never had that protein shake you offered me backstage.

    Why is the ref an orange rhinoceros?


    *Senhor starts to laugh*

    All work and no play make Senhor something, something.....

    *a fan yells, "go crazy?"

    DONT MIND IF I DO!!!!!

    *Senhor then begins to prance around the ring licking each turnbuckle before lying atop the Spanish announce table and starts making snow angels*

    Draven you don't deserve a push
    Draven your body's made of mush
    Draven you smell like Xanth's underwear
    Draven you have the rear end of a mare
    Draven what have you done to me
    Draven I have to take a pee

    *Senhor then wets himself and giggles incoherently *
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  10. :(

    Mind making a poll bud? Make it on another thread then merge it in.
  11. Still got more time for promos Seabs
  12. 2 promos per person?
  13. You said it was a 2 promo limit :annoyed:
  14. Oh shit, that was when Jabri was here he wanted the maximum promo set to 2, forgot to change the match template.

    It's unlimited promos :)
  15. What a cocksucker you are Jonathan.
  16. I'm ok with 2 what about you Seabs ?
  17. All good also tag some fucktards to vote.