Voting IWT Dragon Rising - Dirk Turdis vs. Gav the Chav (#1 Contenders Match)

Discussion in 'Internet Wrestling Titles' started by Roadster, Oct 25, 2015.


Who Won?

Poll closed Oct 31, 2015.
  1. Gav the Chav

  2. Dirk Turdis

  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...and it will determine the #1 contender for the Intercontinental Championship!

    Gav the Chav (@Gav the Champ!) vs Dirk Turdis (@Trip in the Head)

    The rules are as follows:

    -No interuptions, only competitors can post here
    -Pictures, videos, livestream etc. are all banned, apart from titantron entrances.
    -Promos will last for up to 48 hours after the 1st promo is posted,
    and there is
    a 2 promo per person limit.
    -Voting will then last for 24 hours after the last promo is posted.

    Voting for yourself will result in instant disqualification and suspension,
    ask as many questions, as you want. idgaf

    Please don't post during the match. If you need to post an OOC post,
    it needs to be important and short.



  2. Dirk Turdis emerges from the curtain at the top of the ramp, his headed bobbing to the music playing over the speakers, wearing some basic green trunks and wrestling boots. He throws one hand straight up and takes off for the ring sliding under the bottom rope and running back and forth bouncing off the ropes. He climbs one corner trying to get the crowd hyped and does a backflip from the top rope landing on his feet - the crowd cheering. He is handed a microphone.

    Dirk: Gav you mush mouthed heathen! Bring your body out to this ring so I may show these people what a real championship contender looks like! I may not have any matches under my belt but I have worked hard to reach this point just to miss the brass ring as I reach for it. It's slackers like you that brought this company to it's knees. And who really suffers then? The fans thats right. The die hard IWT fans who come to the well spaced out shows that we put on now. *small applause from a sparse crowd* I came to bring back the excitement, the hard work, and the actual entertainment to IWT. *Dirk does a standing back flip to the crowd's applause once more, this time a little louder than before* So come on out here Gav. And bring that guitar with you because I'm actually a big fan. I've seen the youtube videos. You actually have some talent with that gultar. Too bad that talent is worthless in this ring after that bell rings though. Once that happens you are in my world Gav, my reality. And I'm too much for a man such as yourself to hold down. Like a rocket I'm shooting up these IWT ranks and soon you will see what happens when I explode as I catch you with Dirk's Smirk across your face.

    *Dirk paces around getting more excited*

    Come on Gav! What's the matter? I know you can't be afraid, thats not like you. You got a girl back there or something? You know about the "not before a fight" rule right? Well, whenever you do decide to get out here I'll be waiting and visiting with the awesome members of the IWT universe.

    *Dirk steps threw the ropes to another round of applause as he approaches the guard rail and fans run to his position to give him high fives and pose with him for selfies. Dirk flashes his big white smile for every one without missing a beat*
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  3. *gavs music plays as gav the chav makes his way out to the ring*

    (Gav the chav) now then you little cheeky ****s its good be back doing what I love and thats dealing with cheeky little ****s like this **** over here

    *gav goes over towards dirk turdis and starts talking to him*

    Orite mate your a proper mouthy little **** you aren't you well you got what you wanted you called for me and here i am do you know who the fuck i am? I am a former IWT champion, a former IWT tag team champion And a former money in the bank contract holder i am gav the chav an IWT legend who the fuck are you? Dirk turdis? What sort of name is that? I'm not sure where you come from but where i come from turd mean shit so to me when you tell me your name your telling me your shit you claim your gunna come in here and shoot up the rankings but I'm telling you this right now the only shooting your doing is when you shoot out of my arse hole once i chew you up like a piece of meat and shit you out coz your nothing but a piece of shit

    OOC (open)
    i miss playing the chav
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  4. Ooc: I started one but I've had a very personally informing night this evening. So I don't know when I would get another done, sorry.
  5. I know you're having a pretty rough time. So I didn't want to push it. Take your time, I'll extend the time if need be.
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  6. You guys have until the WHC thread to extend the time by posting a promo.
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  7. My vote goes to Dirk. The chav's promo was hilarious, though.
  8. Here's your winner with 6 votes and #1 Contender for the Intercontinental Championship!.... @Trip in the Head
  9. And so we meet again, kinda.

    Kudos to both
  10. Hoping for Trip to get his first major title victory. Singles, that is.
  11. Wait, what?

    Yeeeeeeeahhhh, sweet. Sorry I didn't get the second one out though guys. I wanted to.