Voting IWT ER - European Championship #1 Contender

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Jonathan, May 1, 2014.


Who's your #1 contender?

Poll closed May 3, 2014.
  1. Lyle Chip Chipperson

  2. Chris Kaizer

  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...
    and the winner will be the #1 contender to the European Chamionship!

    Lyle "Chip" Chipperson(@Senhor Perfect) vs Chris Kaizer(@Bill Clinton)

    The rules are as follows:

    -No interuptions, only competitors can post here
    -Pictures, videos, livestream etc. are all banned, apart from titantron entrances.
    -Promos will last for 24 hours after the 1st promo is posted,
    and there is no limit on the amount of promos you can cut.
    -Voting will then last for 24 hours after the last promo is posted.

    Voting for yourself will result in instant disqualification and suspension,
    no questions asked.

    Please do not post OOC AT ALL. Do not post "backstage/ringside" comments either.


  2. *Chip saunters to the ring, a huge smile on his face, waving and smiling...the crowd barely reacts*

    Hey guys! It's your old pal Chipper's first match! Get ready for every panty to be wet and every cock to get hard after watching this one. This is gonna be the best performance you've ever seen!

    *Chip begins to perform 1950s era calisthenics*

    Bet you never saw moves like that before have you COCKSUCKAHS?

    Now that I'm warmed up, let's talk about this match. It's to be number one contender for the European championship. *snicker* I guess to win I'll have to take a whiz on somebody right? Then I'll be a peein! Get it? *snicker*

    My opponent for tonight is Chris Kaizer. What am I supposed to do *snicker* put a piece of turkey and some mayo on em and have him for lunch? Fuckin hilarious! Home run Chipperson!

    *Chip walks over to the referee not realizing everyone can still hear him on the mic*

    So I hear wrestling is fake right? I gotta just jump around for a bit, do some sick fuckin moves and I win right?

    *he then realizes everyone heard what he said*

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  3. (@Trip in the Head)

    Chris Kaizer comes out wearing a Relevant hoodie. As always, he makes his way down to the ring with a smirk on his face.

    Well, that was intresting. But tonight, tonight is Extreme Rules, live in New Jersey. I was almost late, tried using the George Washington bridge, last time I do that while Chris Christie is governor. So far, The Church became #1 contenders for the Tag belts. Nick became X-Division champion, uh..Frie, yeah, my good buddy, became the #1 contender for the X-Division championship. I don't know if I should say congrats or I told you. Because when you are in the X-Division, you are irrelevant in my eyes. I said you would become irrelevant after I defeated you at Mania. But right now, it's time for the European Champion #1 contenders match, between me, one of the hottest IWT stars today! Facing off against some guy who walked in from the streets. I've always wondered why new people are just thrown into the title picture like that. A snap of a finger and poof, title match, #1 contender match. FFS, Farooq, one of the greatest IWT wrestlers of all time, hasn't even had a #1 contender match for the IWT title in my knowledge in a long time, but some guy who has the humor of Roadster just comes in and faces me in #1 contender match for the EU championship? This pisses me off, I could have faced many talented people who have actually got their feet wet in IWT. But hey, if you want me to face this guy, I'll do it. Maybe I'm just complaining for no reason. Maybe I should be happy. This should simply be a stepping stone for me. I should just roll over this guy like nothing. This should be a squash match. It will most likely be a squash match, shame for you people, only get to see me for a little bit. Don't worry though. Just download the IWT app right now to see my sleep 24/7. Just wait until the IWT network...

    Chip, you are special, not in the good way. In the, you have to ride the short bus kinda special. You really are something, though. You have the humor of a 11 year old and the body of a grown male. You prove that age is just a number. In fact, most people do. Usually, most of my matches are great and entertaining, and I know that before hand. I know something different. I know that this match is most likely going to suck, because I am stuck in a match against you. I've never even heard of you and you get a #1 contenders match. I'm not gonna shut up about that. Probably never will.

    On the bright side though, at least I am more likely to win this match unlike my last #1 contenders match for this title. I lost to D'z, I will not lose again. I'm not gonna lose my chance at another title shot. I have done that before, I will do all in my power tonight so that does not happen again, especially against you, Chip. I lost to Victoria Parker a few months back for the chance at being in the WHC EC. I lost to D'z for a shot at the EU title, probably would have been better off with me in the match. Now I am facing you for a shot at the EU title. They say history repeats it's self. Not tonight. History will not repeat it's self. I will not let it repeat it's self.

    Chip, this is your first match. I advise that you take this serious and make a name for your self. Prove that you aren't a joke. Maybe you want to be a joke for the rest of your life, it's all up to you. Because hey, you can be a joke and get title shots, just look at Dat Kid.
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  4. You're right, my muddah always tells me, "Chippah, you're the most special boy in the world, now go play outside while mommy and her friend fix her bed." My muddah had lots of friends. She's so loveable.

    As for you being pissed off. *snicker* it's better to be pissed off than pissed on right?

    You want to be In a Squash match? *snicker* why not have a cucumber match or green bean match?

    Who's this Roadster? Are you talkin about that guy that keeps getting chased by the coyote? He's fuckin hilarious! Thank you! The only thing that sucks about this match is you COCKSUCKAH! Chip Chipperson ain't no joke. I have the sickest fuckin moves!

    *Chip begins to perform the most basic karate chops and kicks*

    I have the body of God!

    *Chip removes his shirt revealing his less than stellar physique*

    History is gonna repeat, you're name in the loss column against a guy who is better or sumthin'! So get ready to get Chippersized!

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  5. *a female fan is seen collapsing of orgasm from Chip's sexy chest*
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  6. Chris Kaizer has a confused look on his face.

    Wow, thanks for the suggestion of having a green bean or cucumber match, but I don't like veggies. Not my thing.

    I can't really say much more to be honest, you are such...a character. Like I said before, my name will not be in the losers column. I will not be "chippersized", what ever the hell that is. It sounds like something Jewish people call circumcision, I don't know. Chip, you are something. I feel embarrassed for IWT to have you on their roster. No one here likes you, they aren't cheering. They aren't even booing, they just don't give two shits about you. I haven't said it yet...buuuuuuuut, you are irrelevant. Thank god for that. I could never imagine you in the main even of anything. Not even some midget indy company.

    You can rip off your shirt and show off your "body" all you want, that won't help you against me. You can lie to your self all you want, it doesn't matter to me. It's just going to make my win easier, because soon, you will start to believe your own lies. And when that happens, you start to think you can beat me. Which isn't true. I could beat you sleeping, I sleep all day anyway. You are a joke, a bigger joke than Tyrone Martin. You ain't got moves son. You are one of the extras from the Karate Kid.

    Chip, I think I have said all I can possibly say about you. A little recap: you're a joke, you have no future, I have no idea why you are facing me, you don't deserve this match, why are you even in IWT, and what the hell does Chippersized mean?....COCKSUCKAH!
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  7. OOC I'm beginning to think the PWGP way is the best case. Everyone knows TNH is my dude but that first promo was borderline essay bro.

    Either way Chip is a jobber unless he faces a certain jock. I do love the GOAT gimmick, I could Bo-lieve in Chip tbh.
  8. Can't tell if this is praise or not....
  9. You should really eat some veggies, they're good for you. My muddah always told me, "you are what you eat Chippah" so as you can see, *snicker* I basically just eat studs.

    I don't know why you're talkin about Jewish peckers. What they got in their pants ain't none of my business. I'll tell you one thing though, these people aren't cheering or booing cause they've all shit themselves after I busted out my signature sweet moves. It's called being in awe or sumthin'.

    I'm here to Chippersize the IWT. If you don't know what that means you're gonna find out tonight. The transformation has already begun. You've said COCKSUCKAH twice already. Just like all these guys in the crowd you want to be me. Before you know it everyone will be Chippersized.

    So get ready cause I'm gonna smash your head like an egg or sumthin' *snicker* the yolk will be on you!

  10. I think he means your promo was kind of long bud. PWGP way is 300 or less words per promo.
  11. OOC: @Delik I'm done, wanna start the voting?
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  13. *chip falls asleep*
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  14. It was my usual 600 word promo, doesn't seem to long. At least I'm not writing an entire book (@God Ovalhead Fan For Life *grumble grumble*)
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  15. Voting opened then!
  16. OOC: Decent matchup, I can appreciate long promos are a 'drag to read' but Senhor's felt too short, and sure the gimmick is the reason, but that's why I think the gimmick is X-Division suited. I can appreciate the transition in gimmick but the gimmick just isn't one I see being in EU/WHC/IWT title matches. Maybe a tag team with Frankie would be cool.

    And If anything, Kazzzzzzzzier's (See what I did there?) first promo was a good length, espeically for a PPV, it didn't leave me lacking satisfaction with a brief promo but didn't ramble on, all his points didn't drag and got in a fair few.

    Hope to see you at Payback (I think is the next PPV) @Bill Clinton :)
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  17. Just a small note, Senhor's 3 promos combined were shorter than Kaizer's first promo alone.

    Might seem bad on Senhor but at the same time jeez BC that was a long promo
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