Voting IWT ER - European Championship

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Jonathan, May 2, 2014.

  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...
    and is for the IWT European Championship!

    Sir Lee(@God Ovalhead Fan For Life) vs Dolph'sZiggler(@Dolph'sZiggler)

    The rules are as follows:

    -No interuptions, only competitors can post here
    -Pictures, videos, livestream etc. are all banned, apart from titantron entrances.
    -Promos will last for 24 hours after the 1st promo is posted,
    and there is no limit on the amount of promos you can cut.
    -Voting will then last for 24 hours after the last promo is posted.

    Voting for yourself will result in instant disqualification and suspension,
    no questions asked.

    Please do not post OOC AT ALL. Do not post "backstage/ringside" comments either.


  2. *Lord Lee comes out with a disappointed look across his face, he spends no time on theatrics as he speeds down the ramp, wearing his "Natural selection T-Shirt", Wrestling tights and boots.His Belt around his waist.*

    Lord Lee: So.....After the travesty of mine and Dolph's IWT MANIA bout, I was hoping that it would be the only time where controversy slapped our feud in the face. Yet, this time, Dolph's......Where is he? Apparently he hasn't been near the IWT surrounding territory since Wednesday, so naturally, I'm worried. Not for his safety of course. Pfffft, every man for himself, remember? But for what could be, for the 2nd straight PPV, a tarnished Lord Lee/D'Z bout, and if you think there's going to be a THIRD chance for him to challenge for this belt....THEN YOU MUST BE A CRACKHEAD or A RETARD!! Next PPV, LORD LEE versus Christian Kaizer, NOT that buffoon, Chip. You see, comedy is nice, we all laugh at Chip and his origins, especialllly those, but, that's what AMW is at the moment, nice unadulterated humour. That isn't me though....because EVERY NIGHT, EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I FIGHT......I PUT MY BODY, HEART AND MIND ON THE LINE TO TURN A PROFIT AND TO JUSTIFY MY VALUE!! I even talk to you muppets while I have a nice holiday at Disneyland, on the UK taxpayers money!

    *Lord Lee winks at the crowd, the Brit spectators boo and chant "You're corrupt", Lord Lee rolls his eyes at them.*

    Lord Lee: People are fickle, they criticise me but would do same in my situation. Fickle instances are always surrounding us in this World, not least the bitter infrastructure surrounding the IWT. Criticised for murder by the sheep the 'atrosicites' helped; less invalid people using OUR energy, OUR food, OUR land for US to live on. You Yank scum preach it more than us Brits do actually, you want the best and feel entitled to it. Why not then, get rid of the disabled, the elderly, the homeless, these vile insects leaching off of the things you deserve. Welfare: basically money to put in OUR economy to allow more jobs, houses and importantly, the criteria to raise a family without scares or troubles, we deserve it so why deprive yourself of it? It was my job assigned to me by Cameron that I make alterations to this World, allowing the people who are of use to have nice, comfortable lives. My peers in the IWT criticise me for these tactics but if YOU were getting paid millions to do it you hypocrites would do the same, not least because it helps others as well.

    I also love how you 'fans' accept the resurrection of Dolph's as a second chance, the way he talked down to you and spat in your direction when he came here, having a sham of a match against Aids, making YOUR TICKET, THE TICKET YOU PAID FOR WITH THE CASH YOU HAD TO WORK YOUR DEGRADING, HUMILIATING, PAINSTAKING JOB for, and you come to the event primarily for that match, just to see that waste away. Dolph's antics also put IWTMania into a tail spin. Hey...Maybe...I shouldn't have let Dolph's have a second chance, even now he still condescends you, just using you as a launchpad for his career. Not like you plants know any better though. Your chance of greatness has vanished Dolph's, maybe you can face Nick one day in the X-Divison...But for now.... Either you prepare for a beating and a loss or you don't come at all. Make a choice doll-face, I'm waiting.......
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  3. *Lord shakes his head and taps his foot*

    Lord Lee: Well.....Seeing as I'm almost definitely taking on Kaizer at the next PPV, I might aswell pay tribute in a way.

    *Lord Lee gets a sleeping bag and gets in it, sleeping in the middle of the ring as he waits for Dolph's (If he comes)*
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  4. This might be the greatest IWT match of all time.
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  5. Your winner via forfeit and STILL European Champion... Sir Lee!
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    *Lord Lee is woken by the bell to signal the match must be cancelled, Dolph's still nowhere to be seen. Lord snarls at the camera and jumps over the ropes, he sees a person with a "King Dolph's > Lord Loser.* Lord Lee headbutts him, dragging him out from the crowd, he hurls him into the ring.*

    Lord Lee: This.....IS EXTREME!!!!! and I RULE!!!

    *Lord Lee grabs a table and puts it in the ring, but before he he picks up his bloodied victim, he signals to David Cameron in the VIP box, who has a helicopter hovering over the arena drop down a black pouch. Lord Lee opens it up, and empties the contents on to the table; thumbtacks!.*

    Lord Lee: The pain I would have given to Dolph's....SHALL BE GIVEN TO THIS SHMUCK!!

    *Cameron nods in glee as Lord Lee picks up the fan and hits a Alabama (hereafter Sully) slam, the impact of the move shattering the table and making the ring shake. The impact causes horrendous damage to the fan, thumbtacks stuck to him all over the place.*

    Lord Lee: Paramedics... Earn your pay-check and attend to this common waste of human resource. I SHOULD kill him, but, your invalid GM frowns upon me helping out the worthy people of our species.
    Dolph's, I don't know why you're not here, but if you ever come back to the IWT, I will have to feel highly charitable to put this glorious championship near you EVER AGAIN!!

    And Kaizer, be ready, for WE will finally make a MOTY out of this belt! Me winning of course, but 2nd place to Lord Lee is still pretty darn great.*

    *Lord Lee chuckles, leaving the ring as the paramedics rush to the ring, checking the injured fan, Lord Lee smiles to the camera and kisses his belt, he goes up the ramp as he shouts "YOU CANNOT BEAT THE RICH ELITE", the EU championship held high in the sky by Lord Lee yet again*
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