Promos IWT Mania - The Artist vs Danielson

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  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...

    The Artist(@That Kid) vs Danielson(@Danielson)

    The rules are as follows:

    -No interuptions, only competitors can post here
    -Pictures, videos, livestream etc. are all banned, apart from titantron entrances.
    -Promos will last for 24 hours after the 1st promo is posted,
    and there is no limit on the amount of promos you can cut.
    -Voting will then last for 24 hours after the last promo is posted.

    Voting for yourself will result in instant disqualification and suspension,
    no questions asked.
    Please do not post OOC until promos are finished. If you need to address someone please do it via PM.
    However, posts that are kayfabe like watching the match from backstage are OK. Anything else will be deleted.

  2. Wakes up sees that it's a Roadster match, falls back asleep
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  3. A taco bell car is slowly lowered from the roof with pyro and confetti shooting in all directions as Farooq and Artist sit in the front two seats with Farooq driving and Big Jizz and Juanita hanging on the sides. The car lands and it starts hopping with the hydraulics and Big Jizz and Juanita hop off. As 10 Taco Bell workers with taco bags in each hands burst out of the trunk and hand everyone in the front row a taco and hop back in as they slowly descend with Farooq and the JOB Squad.

    He asks for a mic

    Now....Now....Now is the time....IWT...MAAANIA- The show of shows is here and i'm excited just like you because a month of anticipation has reached it's boiling point....Me and Anonymous, at IWT Maaania. This match has been looked at as a joke...but this match won't just deliver in excitement...*Crotch chops as he giggles and says...* It's gonna show you two..stars! HAHAH.

    Crowd laughs and boo''s

    Last time Anonymous and i were face to face, he stated he had gone on a spiritual journey and hoped we can learn have great competition, well when you come out again, what will you be this time? Harry Potter? Ben Dover v.2? Because either way you'll fail to see the truth in your constant personality changes....People don't like you. You got yourself disqualified in your title match...your not a 1st gen guy you ain't even 2nd gen your a forgotten gen. Your a so called "threat" to me because hey everyone is. But i've never felt more confident in a match than in this one. To make me feel confident in a match is like saying Aid's dick isn't going to be mentioned in a match anymore, Very low chance.

    Your more annoying than Chris Kaizer walking out and pretending to sleep in every match yet he can't keep anyone awake longer than his first promo. Your as entertaining as a watching an ant decay and your gonna come out and act like your some monk OR your gonna show up with another gimmick. If you spent as much time as you did in your gimmick changes which are more frequent than mine, would you be a world champion by now? I believe that statement. Your as pleasant to listen to as Brittney Spears and you have as much personality as a 3 year old has pubic hair. Now before i continue on this little comparison wheel, i would like to know something, where was your spiritual journey? Temple? Church? or was it on has been island? Because i only see two things when i see you. Because if i ever here you say the CHAMP IS HERE, i would go look at Alias's face and wonder if he looks like a normal person. If he does i know something is going crazy, if he doesn't.....Then i'm happy.

    Do me, them and everyone in the back a favor and leave to that spiritual trip again, never to return. Then you can make god go to sleep faster than a sleeping med, rather than us.
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  4. *Reagan is Backstage also sleeping in his Chair*
  5. I've been told by Danielson he won't be able to make this match.

    Therfore your winner via forfeit, The Artist!
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